Products that should be invented

[BillyVance 35]

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You guys are missing the obvious. A transporter!

Get to wrk instantly. Get to the DZ instantly. Guess what? Transport to altitude and be in freefall when you materialize! Couple that with the self-packing parachute from the latest Star Trek and you could get in a phenomenal number of jumps per day.

If you had a transporter, you may not even need a rig! Think about it, lay your 4-way or 8-way down on the transporter pad already in formation w/ grips for the first point. Transport to 12.5. Away y'all go crankin' points and then have the transporter set to beam y'all back safely to the pad at 2k. No rig, no packing required.

That might work, until the fucking thing malfunctions and you find yourself still falling... "oh shit..." WHACK!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[ZigZagMarquis 9]

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That might work, until the fucking thing malfunctions and you find yourself still falling... "oh shit..." WHACK!

Same could be said about jumping out of an airplane with a glorified bed sheet strapped to your back!

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[BillyVance 35]

Next thing we know, Bolas is gonna show up at the DZ party wearing THAT!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Bolas 5]

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Next thing we know, Bolas is gonna show up at the DZ party wearing THAT!

I think my ass is big enough, thanks.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Next thing we know, Bolas is gonna show up at the DZ party wearing THAT!

I think my ass is big enough, thanks.

But does it lift and separate?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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