silent_pumpkin 0 #26 August 5, 2010 After she throws your damn sammich at you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #27 August 5, 2010 Geeze! What kind of wife are you!!! Still making your hubby sammiches AND giving him BJs AFTER getting married!!!???!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #28 August 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Post products that you think should be made a reality. I'll start: Ball Wipes - for when your manly area really needs a rinse and you want a BJ, but don't have time/resources for a shower. Name could be 'Ass Be Gone', 'Skank No More' or even 'Skank-Off' Washer & Dryers that also fold and iron! Isn't that called a... wife?...ducks and runs like hell! Chuck Like I said... nothing comes "free"! You're right!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 August 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Post products that you think should be made a reality. I'll start: Ball Wipes - for when your manly area really needs a rinse and you want a BJ, but don't have time/resources for a shower. Name could be 'Ass Be Gone', 'Skank No More' or even 'Skank-Off' Washer & Dryers that also fold and iron! Isn't that called a... wife?...ducks and runs like hell! Chuck Like I said... nothing comes "free"! Like the comercial says . . . "Do you want this to hurt now, or later?"It "Might" be better with Silence in a can.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #30 August 5, 2010 Quote How about "silence in a can." you spray a little in your ears and you turn deaf as Billy for a few hours . . . great at parties. Dude, I have the best gadget. It's called a hearing aid. If I want to hear something, I turn it on. If I don't want to listen to bullshit, I turn it off. Selective hearing at its finest. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #31 August 5, 2010 Hmmmm... or maybe a "TV like remote" that worked on your wife (or girlfriend)... with buttons like "Blond", "Brunette", "Red Head", "Demur", "Skanky", "Boobs Bigger / Smaller", "Hairsuite / Clean Shaven"... depending on what kind of mood you were in... "Mute" button could still apply... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #32 August 5, 2010 Yeah, what a bitch! But he deserves both after what he gives me in bed (and other areas)!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #33 August 5, 2010 As I was laughing at your post, I just asked lawrocket, "Honey, have you ever met Billyvance." "Not in person." "Have you ever talked to him?" "Honey, he's fucking deaf." "Oh, yeah, I forgot." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #34 August 5, 2010 Quote ...(and other areas) EEEEeeeuuuuwwwweeeeee!!! Well, I guess your "Ball Wipes" could be useful for hubby after anal sex too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #35 August 5, 2010 Quote Hmmmm... or maybe a "TV like remote" that worked on your wife (or girlfriend)... with buttons like "Blond", "Brunette", "Red Head", "Demur", "Skanky", "Boobs Bigger / Smaller", "Hairsuite / Clean Shaven"... depending on what kind of mood you were in... "Mute" button could still apply... Already been invented.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #36 August 5, 2010 Quote Quote ...(and other areas) EEEEeeeuuuuwwwweeeeee!!! Well, I guess your "Ball Wipes" could be useful for hubby after anal sex too! What - Minty Fresh isn't good enough?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #37 August 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote ...(and other areas) EEEEeeeuuuuwwwweeeeee!!! Well, I guess your "Ball Wipes" could be useful for hubby after anal sex too! What - Minty Fresh isn't good enough? Dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #38 August 5, 2010 I meant he gives me pleasure...non-sexually....in other areas of life. He is a wonderful man and always puts my needs/wants before his. We've been together for 10 years, married for 3 and still going strong. Although, you did mention how nothing's for free - same here. I'll give my hubby what he wants and appreciate when he does the same for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #39 August 5, 2010 I never watched 'Star Trek'. Those rats! they stole my idea!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #40 August 5, 2010 Quote After she throws your damn sammich at you! I knew, I'd catch hell for that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #41 August 5, 2010 QuoteCars that will drive to a previously-determined destination using auto-pilot and obstacle avoidance. Saw something like this using magnets and the prototypes worked, but have yet to see it anywhere close for commercial use on open freeways. Or a system that filters women off the interstates and to the surface streets so that the competent drivers can get where they're going.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShayneH 0 #42 August 5, 2010 Voice controlled TVs. That way, I won't spend the 30 minutes looking for the remote that I would have spent watching a show :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #43 August 5, 2010 Quote Hmmmm... or maybe a "TV like remote" that worked on your wife (or girlfriend)... with buttons like "Blond", "Brunette", "Red Head", "Demur", "Skanky", "Boobs Bigger / Smaller", "Hairsuite / Clean Shaven"... depending on what kind of mood you were in... "Mute" button could still apply... a bit like this ?scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #44 August 5, 2010 You guys are missing the obvious. A transporter! Get to wrk instantly. Get to the DZ instantly. Guess what? Transport to altitude and be in freefall when you materialize! Couple that with the self-packing parachute from the latest Star Trek and you could get in a phenomenal number of jumps per day. Between that and the holodeck, you have to wonder why anyone has any hostility in Star Trek universe.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #45 August 5, 2010 Quote You guys are missing the obvious. A transporter! Get to wrk instantly. Get to the DZ instantly. Guess what? Transport to altitude and be in freefall when you materialize! Couple that with the self-packing parachute from the latest Star Trek and you could get in a phenomenal number of jumps per day. That could revolutionize 4 way and 8 way! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #46 August 5, 2010 Quote Quote Cars that will drive to a previously-determined destination using auto-pilot and obstacle avoidance. Saw something like this using magnets and the prototypes worked, but have yet to see it anywhere close for commercial use on open freeways. Or a system that filters women off the interstates and to the surface streets so that the competent drivers can get where they're going. Simple, a big steel plow attached to the front of your vehicle's frame. Flips the offending car over and out of your way. Won't do anything to the 18 wheelers though. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #47 August 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Cars that will drive to a previously-determined destination using auto-pilot and obstacle avoidance. Saw something like this using magnets and the prototypes worked, but have yet to see it anywhere close for commercial use on open freeways. Or a system that filters women off the interstates and to the surface streets so that the competent drivers can get where they're going. Simple, a big steel plow attached to the front of your vehicle's frame. Flips the offending car over and out of your way. Won't do anything to the 18 wheelers though. Actually, for the 18 wheelers that just park their selfish asses in the left lane, be damned whether the lane to the right is clear for them to move the fuck over, I suggest this: A laser gun positioned just under the hood along the driver's side. Zap all the big bitch's tires on the left side. Odds are it'll veer to the left and tip over. Problem solved. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #48 August 5, 2010 Quote Sucks for you- Actually, None for him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #49 August 5, 2010 QuoteBetween that and the holodeck, you have to wonder why anyone has any hostility in Star Trek universe. Oh the things I could do with a holodeckSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #50 August 5, 2010 Why are auto insurance rates for men higher than women, if women are so incompetent at driving? Ever wonder... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
