silent_pumpkin 0 #1 August 5, 2010 Post products that you think should be made a reality. I'll start: Ball Wipes - for when your manly area really needs a rinse and you want a BJ, but don't have time/resources for a shower. Name could be 'Ass Be Gone', 'Skank No More' or even 'Skank-Off' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 August 5, 2010 Quote Post products that you think should be made a reality. I'll start: Ball Wipes - for when your manly area really needs a rinse and you want a BJ, but don't have time/resources for a shower. Name could be 'Ass Be Gone', 'Skank No More' or even 'Skank-Off' What flavor would you like it to be?How about "silence in a can." you spray a little in your ears and you turn deaf as Billy for a few hours . . . great at parties. You see the wife coming with "That look" and the travel size comes out of the pocket squirt squirt and soundless bliss is all bout. Alternatively, you could make one that affects the vocal cords and double your pleasure. It would not only numb her vocal cords, making it impossible to actually speak, it completely does away with the gag reflex.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 August 5, 2010 Quote Post products that you think should be made a reality. I'll start: Ball Wipes - for when your manly area really needs a rinse and you want a BJ, but don't have time/resources for a shower. Name could be 'Ass Be Gone', 'Skank No More' or even 'Skank-Off' I was going more for the obvious... an automatic 'main' packing machine! Reserves would, of course, be done by riggers.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #4 August 5, 2010 Quote Post products that you think should be made a reality. I'll start: Ball Wipes - for when your manly area really needs a rinse and you want a BJ, but don't have time/resources for a shower. Name could be 'Ass Be Gone', 'Skank No More' or even 'Skank-Off' ummm... they already exist... they're called wet-wipes... usually found in the baby care isle, but I do think Turtle is onto something with the "flavored" version... although I really don't want to know how he thought of that so quickly and will probably not sleep well tonight... How about the beer bottle (or can) with the built in breathalyzer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #5 August 5, 2010 That would be a bonus for both parties Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #6 August 5, 2010 Goddamn joke, geez! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #7 August 5, 2010 They had them in Star Trek so they must exist!! In all seriousness, that would be awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #8 August 5, 2010 Quote Goddamn joke, geez! Sorry... I've been feeling a bit up-tight lately... I sure could use a blow job... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #9 August 5, 2010 Quote They had them in Star Trek so they must exist!! In all seriousness, that would be awesome. They've already got them... they're called "packers"... unfortunately, they cost $$ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #10 August 5, 2010 Sucks for you- oh wait, too bad. I'll give one to my hubby in your honor hahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #11 August 5, 2010 Quote Sucks for you- oh wait, too bad. I'll give one to my hubby in your honor hahahahaha Oh, yeah, that makes me feel better... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #12 August 5, 2010 Aw, couldn't resist. Go clean your junk, find someone special (maybe drunk) and have at it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #13 August 5, 2010 Quote Aw, couldn't resist. No worries. Quote Go clean your junk... Junk is clean. Quote ..., find someone special (maybe drunk) and have at it Sorry, got that "drunk chick" data point... no thanks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #14 August 5, 2010 Quote Post products that you think should be made a reality. I'll start: Ball Wipes - for when your manly area really needs a rinse and you want a BJ, but don't have time/resources for a shower. Name could be 'Ass Be Gone', 'Skank No More' or even 'Skank-Off' Washer & Dryers that also fold and iron! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #15 August 5, 2010 Maybe your invention should be: how to find clean/good/interesting/(your fancy) people that will share sexual services for free? Good luck with finding what you desire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #16 August 5, 2010 Cars that will drive to a previously-determined destination using auto-pilot and obstacle avoidance. Saw something like this using magnets and the prototypes worked, but have yet to see it anywhere close for commercial use on open freeways. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #17 August 5, 2010 Quote Maybe your invention should be: how to find clean/good/interesting/(your fancy) people that will share sexual services for free? Yeah see, I think that's the "deal breaker" in that idea for an invention... nothing is free. Anyway... invention... how about "instant beer"... just add water! ... or... no water available, just a pinch between your cheek and gums! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 August 5, 2010 www.sofreshsodry.com There's also sphincterine at www.mintyass.com My wife endorses these products. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #19 August 5, 2010 QuoteCars that will drive to a previously-determined destination using auto-pilot and obstacle avoidance. Saw something like this using magnets and the prototypes worked, but have yet to see it anywhere close for commercial use on open freeways. I saw this on NCIS. I think it may be in the experimental stages. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #20 August 5, 2010 Nice and to the point Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #21 August 5, 2010 A self-packing parachute. 'Nuff said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #22 August 5, 2010 Quote Nice and to the point yep. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 August 5, 2010 Quote Quote Post products that you think should be made a reality. I'll start: Ball Wipes - for when your manly area really needs a rinse and you want a BJ, but don't have time/resources for a shower. Name could be 'Ass Be Gone', 'Skank No More' or even 'Skank-Off' Washer & Dryers that also fold and iron! Isn't that called a... wife?...ducks and runs like hell! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #24 August 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Post products that you think should be made a reality. I'll start: Ball Wipes - for when your manly area really needs a rinse and you want a BJ, but don't have time/resources for a shower. Name could be 'Ass Be Gone', 'Skank No More' or even 'Skank-Off' Washer & Dryers that also fold and iron! Isn't that called a... wife?...ducks and runs like hell! Chuck Like I said... nothing comes "free"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #25 August 5, 2010 I'd like high-speed 24/7 rail service from a station within walking distance of my house to Perris and/or Elsinore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
