turtlespeed 226 #26 August 10, 2010 Quote This is from a commercial, but I thought it was hysterical. You have to watch it all the way through. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53yVQa9NT_w&feature=related OH - MY - GOD . . . I want that power!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #27 August 10, 2010 Quote Quote .nobody wanted to get the boss real 'pissed'! More likely they were weirded out by the mullet and kamikaze headband. don't test me-I have pictures SOOOOO...how 'bout dem Cubs! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #28 August 10, 2010 stab them with sharp pencils. Boxes of them they'd look like pencil covered Porcupines when i'm done.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #29 August 10, 2010 I'm not sure how I'd do it today, but once in my youth, about 30 years go, a team of co-workers had been screwing around with me all day. Finally I had it, picked one of them up and flung him about 10 feet. He landed at the foot of my boss. No. I didn't get fired and nobody screwed with me ever again. Today I'm fairly certain most people would get tossed in jail.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #30 August 11, 2010 I have an excessivly angry boss at times, and sometimes he likes to take this out on us, physically... He is a level 3 combatives certified guy, so he says he is 'training' us with it. I would go get one of our tasers and let him ride the pony till he cried like a girl. I mean, shit... they made me get tazed so I could get certified to carry it... why not let me use it?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #31 August 11, 2010 Quote I have an excessivly angry boss at times, and sometimes he likes to take this out on us, physically... He is a level 3 combatives certified guy, so he says he is 'training' us with it. I would go get one of our tasers and let him ride the pony till he cried like a girl. I mean, shit... they made me get tazed so I could get certified to carry it... why not let me use it? Wait until you've finished your military career with an honorable discharge. Then tase the motherfucker. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #32 August 11, 2010 Quote Quote I have an excessivly angry boss at times, and sometimes he likes to take this out on us, physically... He is a level 3 combatives certified guy, so he says he is 'training' us with it. I would go get one of our tasers and let him ride the pony till he cried like a girl. I mean, shit... they made me get tazed so I could get certified to carry it... why not let me use it? Wait until you've finished your military career with an honorable discharge. Then tase the motherfucker. Oddly enough, we're both filing for our concealed weapon permits in a week or so... I'll pass on that one. Besides, how am I going to get a taser from the arms room if I'm not even allowed to be there again?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #33 August 11, 2010 Quote I think I ended up 'walking' about 20 people that were less than worthless as employees. We could really use you in the FAA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #34 August 11, 2010 break hands, elbows, knees and nuts. No headshots at all. They need to be fully aware of what is happening to them. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 August 11, 2010 Quote Quote I think I ended up 'walking' about 20 people that were less than worthless as employees. We could really use you in the FAA. I think I was the only one there that knew enough about the labor laws to get it done without any problems. I still have a really nice letter from a guy I fired, he got into a 12 step, was making things right and thanked me for the kick in the ass...squared himself away big time. Was 'Mr. San Diego' bodybuilder a few years later, and placed nationally. Just needed to 'hit bottom' and fortunately I was there to help get him there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #36 August 11, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I think I ended up 'walking' about 20 people that were less than worthless as employees. We could really use you in the FAA. I think I was the only one there that knew enough about the labor laws to get it done without any problems. I still have a really nice letter from a guy I fired, he got into a 12 step, was making things right and thanked me for the kick in the ass...squared himself away big time. Was 'Mr. San Diego' bodybuilder a few years later, and placed nationally. Just needed to 'hit bottom' and fortunately I was there to help get him there! I really wish there were more guys like you around... the military could REALLY use some!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
