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Rise of the MAMILs (Middle-Aged Men In Lycra)

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Actually, those shorts are quite helpful. If more men would wear red spandex, women could decide quickly

I've always said "It Pays to Advertise.":)


Looks like they're advertising a trip to the tropics. Its cold up here!
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If more men would wear red spandex, women could decide quickly that there's no point in going home with you after we let you buy all our drinks!



If more women just showed up at the bar naked, we could figure out who to buy drinks for in the first place.
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If more men would wear red spandex, women could decide quickly that there's no point in going home with you after we let you buy all our drinks!



If more women just showed up at the bar naked, we could figure out who to buy drinks for in the first place.



Add to that a medical certificate to confirm they can suppress their gag reflex, and you may be on to something!
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Actually, those shorts are quite helpful. If more men would wear red spandex, women could decide quickly

I've always said "It Pays to Advertise.":)


I guess, they never heard of... 'tucking down'.

Chuck


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I've been practicing Yoga for 3 years + now.
And i've tried all kinds of clothes to practice in and nothing and i do mean NOTHING works as well as all spandex.
Sadly where I bought my spandex pants from Uniclo no longer exists and these things are teh bomb!
They are multy panneled and look amazing and don't make anything look....odd!
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If more men would wear red spandex, women could decide quickly that there's no point in going home with you after we let you buy all our drinks!



If more women just showed up at the bar naked, we could figure out who to buy drinks for in the first place.


Add to that a medical certificate to confirm they can suppress their gag reflex, and you may be on to something!

YES! :D:D:D

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