The smell of Bacon cooking.....

[masterrig 1]

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That's country! Ya' gotta have some bacon fat in the fridge!


Chuck

Got mine right next to the mason jar of extra virgin olive oil with cloves of garlic I have grown in my garden...

I keep mine right next to the Crisco!


Chuck

[ryoder 1,590]

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Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres!

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[david3 0]

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Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres!

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker

"Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."

[turtlespeed 226]

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Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres!

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker

"Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."

You had better stop eating all together.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kallend 2,147]

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..... proof positive that not all aroma therapy is complete bolloxs,



(Al Murray )

According to a survey, 43% of Canadian men prefer bacon to sex.

Just sayin'

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[kasch 0]

How about combining bacon and sex? sounds like a good match

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

[BillyVance 35]

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How about combining bacon and sex? sounds like a good match

Hmmm.... Bacon wrapped schlong, a-la Fignet Mignon? could be messy.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[JohnMitchell 16]

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According to a survey, 43% of Canadian men prefer bacon to sex.

But that's Canadian bacon. That usually has a pizza attached underneath it.

How 'bout sex, then bacon for breakfast? That'd work.

[iluvtofly 0]

All that's missing is a little bacon.

[skymama 37]

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Actually, done properly, bacon and chocolate go good together. The height of decadence!

I have a bar of bacon flavored chocolatel It IS good!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[kasch 0]

bacon flavored chapstick!

http://store.baconsalt.com/JDs-Bacon-Lip-Balm-the-original-bacon-lip-balm_p_40.html

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

[masterrig 1]

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Actually, done properly, bacon and chocolate go good together. The height of decadence!

I have a bar of bacon flavored chocolatel It IS good!

A scoop of chocolate ice cream with 'real' bacon bits sprinkled on is really good!


Chuck