theonlyski 8 #26 August 18, 2010 Quote I will happily provide beer for my FIRST marriage Damn well better... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #27 August 19, 2010 Quote Quote OBTW... Congrats amstalder and you owe She didn't say it was her first marriage. Come-on... she's like what... 12!??! Gotta be her first marriage! JOKING! I know she's not 12! 18.5, right? *runs away* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #28 August 19, 2010 Quote Quote Quote OBTW... Congrats amstalder and you owe She didn't say it was her first marriage. Come-on... she's like what... 12!??! Gotta be her first marriage! JOKING! I know she's not 12! 18.5, right? *runs away* Seriously, she looked like a pre-teen! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #29 August 19, 2010 Quote I know she's not 12! 18.5, right? *runs away* Depends which fake ID she has with her."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #30 August 19, 2010 Hell, in Utah, that's an Old Maid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #31 August 19, 2010 Quote Hell, in Utah, that's an Old Maid. In Utah, 12 is an old maid!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #32 August 19, 2010 Congrats!!!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #33 August 19, 2010 Wow - what excellent news "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #34 August 20, 2010 Thank you, everyone! The support of my DZ.com family makes me happy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #35 August 20, 2010 Just FYI, I hear there will be a bunch of drunk single sluts, free booze and casual attire at the wedding... See yall there! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #36 August 20, 2010 Quote Just FYI, I hear there will be a bunch of drunk single sluts, free booze and casual attire at the wedding... See yall there! Im eloping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #37 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Just FYI, I hear there will be a bunch of drunk single sluts, free booze and casual attire at the wedding... See yall there! Im eloping. Does the pretty pretty princess know? He might need to be there."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #38 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Just FYI, I hear there will be a bunch of drunk single sluts, free booze and casual attire at the wedding... See yall there! Im eloping. Does the pretty pretty princess know? He might need to be there. YOU SAID DRUGGING HIM WOULD WORK! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE LIED TO ME, MISTER OF HONOR! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #39 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Just FYI, I hear there will be a bunch of drunk single sluts, free booze and casual attire at the wedding... See yall there! Im eloping. Does the pretty pretty princess know? He might need to be there. YOU SAID DRUGGING HIM WOULD WORK! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE LIED TO ME, MISTER OF HONOR! I'll give you some of the shit I'm on... he won't wake up the whole damn drive. Ofcourse, with your driving... that might be a good thing."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #40 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Just FYI, I hear there will be a bunch of drunk single sluts, free booze and casual attire at the wedding... See yall there! Im eloping. Does the pretty pretty princess know? He might need to be there. YOU SAID DRUGGING HIM WOULD WORK! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE LIED TO ME, MISTER OF HONOR! I'll give you some of the shit I'm on... he won't wake up the whole damn drive. Ofcourse, with your driving... that might be a good thing. I have drugs that will work And I drive wonderfully. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #41 August 20, 2010 Quote I have drugs that will work And I drive wonderfully. Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #42 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote I have drugs that will work And I drive wonderfully. Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together. Don't forget the prerequisite Elvis impersonator. Got to have one for the polaroid. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #43 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I have drugs that will work And I drive wonderfully. Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together. Don't forget the prerequisite Elvis impersonator. Got to have one for the polaroid. I really want a midget stripper Elvis impersonator to marry us. Not kidding at all And yes, with lots of polaroids. I actually was looking for a polaroid camera at Wally the other day, sadly they dont sell them anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #44 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I have drugs that will work And I drive wonderfully. Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together. Don't forget the prerequisite Elvis impersonator. Got to have one for the polaroid. Only if hes the asian one."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #45 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I have drugs that will work And I drive wonderfully. Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together. Don't forget the prerequisite Elvis impersonator. Got to have one for the polaroid. I really want a midget stripper Elvis impersonator to marry us. Not kidding at all And yes, with lots of polaroids. I actually was looking for a polaroid camera at Wally the other day, sadly they dont sell them anymore. I am sure that you could contact the Half Pint Brawlers and they could work out a deal.... Those guys are hysterical. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #46 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I have drugs that will work And I drive wonderfully. Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together. Don't forget the prerequisite Elvis impersonator. Got to have one for the polaroid. I really want a midget stripper Elvis impersonator to marry us. Not kidding at all And yes, with lots of polaroids. I actually was looking for a polaroid camera at Wally the other day, sadly they dont sell them anymore. Eh, you got an iPhone... Atleast I think those first gen iPhones have cameras? Upgrade that piece of shit already."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #47 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I have drugs that will work And I drive wonderfully. Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together. Don't forget the prerequisite Elvis impersonator. Got to have one for the polaroid. I really want a midget stripper Elvis impersonator to marry us. Not kidding at all And yes, with lots of polaroids. I actually was looking for a polaroid camera at Wally the other day, sadly they dont sell them anymore. Eh, you got an iPhone... Atleast I think those first gen iPhones have cameras? Upgrade that piece of shit already. Hey..... go see if there's a polaroid app for the iPhone. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #48 August 20, 2010 Quote Hey..... go see if there's a polaroid app for the iPhone. There's an app for that I would try it out, but this connection has iTunes store blocked, gotta wait till my shift ends and I can get to it from my room (which is where my phone is anyways)"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #49 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Hey..... go see if there's a polaroid app for the iPhone. There's an app for that I would try it out, but this connection has iTunes store blocked, gotta wait till my shift ends and I can get to it from my room (which is where my phone is anyways) Yes because you really need an iPhone in Iraq.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #50 August 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Hey..... go see if there's a polaroid app for the iPhone. There's an app for that I would try it out, but this connection has iTunes store blocked, gotta wait till my shift ends and I can get to it from my room (which is where my phone is anyways) Yes because you really need an iPhone in Iraq.... I told you if you wanted it, its yours... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
