theonlyski 8 #1 August 18, 2010 Her boyfriend just popped the question, shes engaged! (tear) they grow up so fast! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #2 August 18, 2010 Is her rig for sale? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #3 August 18, 2010 Quote Is her rig for sale? I hope not, he jumps too..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #4 August 18, 2010 Quote Is her rig for sale? Guppie would kill me! Hell, Id kill me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #5 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote Is her rig for sale? I hope not, he jumps too... Well then, right up until he gets her knocked-up... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Is her rig for sale? I hope not, he jumps too... Well then, right up until he gets her knocked-up... Any day now, statistically..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #7 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Is her rig for sale? I hope not, he jumps too... Well then, right up until he gets her knocked-up... Any day now, statistically... Youre just jealous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #8 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Is her rig for sale? I hope not, he jumps too... Well then, right up until he gets her knocked-up... Any day now, statistically... You're not saying they "have to" get married... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #9 August 18, 2010 Quote You're not saying they "have to" get married... Those words did come out of her moms mouth a few weeks ago come to think about it. I wouldn't argue with her, she has access to ALOT of firepower!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #10 August 18, 2010 Congrats! Just saw that on FB and I thought I would be first to say congrats... things move too quickly in this cyber world!!!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 August 18, 2010 Quote Congrats! Just saw that on FB and I thought I would be first to say congrats... things move too quickly in this cyber world!!! Well, I was kinda the third to know about it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote Is her rig for sale? I hope not, he jumps too... Well well well... congratulations are in order! Are pimp fees due to Sangiro? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #13 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote You're not saying they "have to" get married... Those words did come out of her moms mouth a few weeks ago come to think about it. I wouldn't argue with her, she has access to ALOT of firepower! So much for Chicks Rock then... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #14 August 18, 2010 OBTW... Congrats amstalder and you owe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #15 August 18, 2010 Quote Youre just jealous! I don't think he's my type. Billy: No, they didn't meet on here, they met (and get this) at the DZ!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #16 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote Youre just jealous! I don't think he's my type. Billy: No, they didn't meet on here, they met (and get this) at the DZ! No, but his brother may be your type... Yall get to walk down the aisle together.. And you better lose some weight if you think youre fitting in that dress! And work on your calves, Patrick wants to see some leg And go fucking figure, I never knew I'd meet a skydiver on a *gasp* DROPZONE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 August 18, 2010 Congratulations, Ashli! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #18 August 18, 2010 Quote And you better lose some weight if you think youre fitting in that dress! And work on your calves, Patrick wants to see some leg I told you, I am most likely NOT wearing the dress... I gave you the choice to talk it over with him. And I want to see about 3 dozen hot drunk single chicks at the wedding... cant always get whatcha want!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #19 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote And you better lose some weight if you think youre fitting in that dress! And work on your calves, Patrick wants to see some leg I told you, I am most likely NOT wearing the dress... I gave you the choice to talk it over with him. And I want to see about 3 dozen hot drunk single chicks at the wedding... cant always get whatcha want! Maybe not at the wedding, but he offered to invite a few of his hooker ex-girlfriends to the giant party we're having later. No worries, they are cheap. Hell the most recent hooker wants to be a "skydiver" so youre good to go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #20 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote And you better lose some weight if you think youre fitting in that dress! And work on your calves, Patrick wants to see some leg I told you, I am most likely NOT wearing the dress... I gave you the choice to talk it over with him. And I want to see about 3 dozen hot drunk single chicks at the wedding... cant always get whatcha want! Maybe not at the wedding, but he offered to invite a few of his hooker ex-girlfriends to the giant party we're having later. No worries, they are cheap. Hell the most recent hooker wants to be a "skydiver" so youre good to go! Ok, hes alright in my book... Just need to sell them on my mad skillz "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 August 18, 2010 DONT CHANGE YOUR NAMECongrats namesakeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 August 18, 2010 Quote Guppie would kill me! Hell, Id kill me! I'm so glad you're marrying a skydiver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #23 August 18, 2010 Quote OBTW... Congrats amstalder and you owe She didn't say it was her first marriage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 August 18, 2010 Congrats to both of you! You will be a beautiful bride! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #25 August 18, 2010 Thank you, everyone.. I am very excited about this. And I will happily provide beer for my FIRST marriage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
