shropshire 0 #1 August 20, 2010 A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman next to him starts breastfeeding her baby. The baby won't take it so she says, "Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here." Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again, "Eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here." The bloke says, "Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up, I should've got off four stops ago!" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #2 August 20, 2010 That was the breast joke I've ever heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #3 August 20, 2010 Quote That was the breast joke I've ever heard. i see what you did there! that was a good chuckle :) love breasts and jokes, combining the two was brilliant!Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #5 August 20, 2010 Happy Birthday Deedy!I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
