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Billy Crystal: There are two kinds of women, low maintenance and high maintenance.

Meg Ryan: What kind am I?

Billy Crystal: Oh you're the worst kind, a high maintenance girl that thinks shes low maintenance.

dunno why but that popped in my head and i felt like sharing.

+1 for gay
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

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The term is guy. Cause we all know that every guy on this planet is self involved and only thinks of himself. :D



touche. :D

I am only self-involved because I have no g/f and no job.

So, I am doing procasturbation. I don't really want to
do anything, so I put it off by sitting on the couch watching porn.:)

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I think high-maintenance is a big part. I'm not responsible for the happiness of others.

"I'm new at the dz and nobody will jump with me."

Next time, bring your mom to the dz and she will introduce you to the other kids. Their moms will make
them play with you.

"The other kids are really serious about getting better
at their sport and they aren't nice to me."

Then go find other kids who think like you, or talk to your mom and she will make your sister play with you.

"I'm wonderful. I really think so. Ok, now you say it."

No.

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The self-involved me-me-me Princess has a name.

What is the guy equivalent? Prince doesn't have the same ring. Not quite as spoiled sounding.

Like any other part of life, they are in skydiving too.



At one DZ I've been to they call a guy princess for the above reason. :D:D:D:D
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I think they called you that at a certain Mexican restaurant too.
:P:):D:D:D



you've got to admit, Bolas looks better in that outfit
than most of the women at that bar on sr54. :D

"Ummm... we should leave."
"why?"
"the bartender is the hottest woman here."
"and?"
"she looks like a manatee in bib overalls"

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I think they called you that at a certain Mexican restaurant too.
:P:):D:D:D



you've got to admit, Bolas looks better in that outfit
than most of the women at that bar on sr54. :D

"Ummm... we should leave."
"why?"
"the bartender is the hottest woman here."
"and?"
"she looks like a manatee in bib overalls"


Gotta drink 'em pretty... :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I think they called you that at a certain Mexican restaurant too.
:P:):D:D:D



you've got to admit, Bolas looks better in that outfit
than most of the women at that bar on sr54. :D

"Ummm... we should leave."
"why?"
"the bartender is the hottest woman here."
"and?"
"she looks like a manatee in bib overalls"


Gotta drink 'em pretty... :P


I have an alcohol-governor built in. When I reach the
level that she becomes pretty, I fall down on the floor and pass out.
:D

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I have an alcohol-governor built in. When I reach the
level that she becomes pretty, I fall down on the floor and pass out.
:D



UNFORTUNATELY my alcohol governor makes me pass out 1 hour later than that...yuck!!!
Take chances, just do it with all the information to make good decisions!!

Muff Brother# 2706 Dudeist Skydiver# 121.5

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The self-involved me-me-me Princess has a name.

What is the guy equivalent?



Diva. While it's generally recognized to refer to a woman, I think it fits for your purpose here! Okay, it also means gay, but a bit more subtly. :ph34r:
See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus

Shut Up & Jump!

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