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Did you ever see the video of the dude sitting on the pickle jar? I can't find the link... Yeah, he DEFINITELY went to the hospital after that!!! :o:o:o:o



I remember that. He ended up pulling jagged shards of glass out of his asshole while blood was trickling out and pooling on the surface. B|
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Did you ever see the video of the dude sitting on the pickle jar? I can't find the link... Yeah, he DEFINITELY went to the hospital after that!!! :o:o:o:o



I remember that. He ended up pulling jagged shards of glass out of his asshole while blood was trickling out and pooling on the surface. B|


I guess you could say that was one stupid fucked up asshole. :D:D:D
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Did you ever see the video of the dude sitting on the pickle jar? I can't find the link... Yeah, he DEFINITELY went to the hospital after that!!! :o:o:o:o



I remember that. He ended up pulling jagged shards of glass out of his asshole while blood was trickling out and pooling on the surface. B|


I guess you could say that was one stupid fucked up asshole. :D:D:D


No Shit!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Did you ever see the video of the dude sitting on the pickle jar? I can't find the link... Yeah, he DEFINITELY went to the hospital after that!!! :o:o:o:o



I remember that. He ended up pulling jagged shards of glass out of his asshole while blood was trickling out and pooling on the surface. B|


I guess you could say that was one stupid fucked up asshole. :D:D:D


Billy....no killing this shitty....fucked and asshole don't count worth a shit!

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Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence.

Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence.

Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it.



I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike.

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Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence.

Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it.



I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike.



Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit.

You can be the hot shit chick.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence.

Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it.



I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike.


Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit.

You can be the hot shit chick.


Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle. ;):P

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Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence.

Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it.



I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike.


Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit.

You can be the hot shit chick.


Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle. ;):P


Maybe turtle should be 'Turtle shit', you will be 'Hot shit skootz' and I'll just be 'The shit'.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence.

Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it.



I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike.


Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit.

You can be the hot shit chick.


Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle. ;):P


Maybe turtle should be 'Turtle shit', you will be 'Hot shit skootz' and I'll just be 'The shit'.


If that is true, then I think you should be "TheonlyShit", leaving her with Skootz-shit.

:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence.

Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it.



I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike.


Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit.

You can be the hot shit chick.


Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle. ;):P


Maybe turtle should be 'Turtle shit', you will be 'Hot shit skootz' and I'll just be 'The shit'.


If that is true, then I think you should be "TheonlyShit", leaving her with Skootz-shit.

:)


Round of applause....Skootz-Shit makes me laugh! :D

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Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence.

Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it.



I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike.


Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit.

You can be the hot shit chick.


Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle. ;):P


Maybe turtle should be 'Turtle shit', you will be 'Hot shit skootz' and I'll just be 'The shit'.


If that is true, then I think you should be "TheonlyShit", leaving her with Skootz-shit.

:)


Round of applause....Skootz-Shit makes me laugh! :D


Don't Shart!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Turtle and Skootz, I now honor you with the name 'shitheads' for keeping this thread going in my absence.

Billy, you're going to have to up your game to be considered a 'shithead'. You have potential, but you gotta show us you mean it.



I think we ALL know that Turtle is shithead......but I'm not so sure about myself being a shithead.....that's not very ladylike.


Not shit like that kind of shit, more like cool shit.

You can be the hot shit chick.


Sweet!! Hot shit chick is MUCH better then being classified as a shithead along with Turtle. ;):P


Maybe turtle should be 'Turtle shit', you will be 'Hot shit skootz' and I'll just be 'The shit'.


If that is true, then I think you should be "TheonlyShit", leaving her with Skootz-shit.

:)


Round of applause....Skootz-Shit makes me laugh! :D


Don't Shart!


I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. :P

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Don't Shart!



I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. :P


Fine -

Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Don't Shart!



I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. :P


Fine -

Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess.


Yeah, those shit stains never come out!
This shit, right here, is OK

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Don't Shart!



I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. :P


Fine -

Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess.


Yeah, those shit stains never come out!


Burton....and you have the perfect shitty signature for this thread. Good job on you!

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Don't Shart!



I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. :P


Fine -

Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess.


Yeah, those shit stains never come out!


Burton....and you have the perfect shitty signature for this thread. Good job on you!


You are such a little shit!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Don't Shart!



I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. :P


Fine -

Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess.


Yeah, those shit stains never come out!


Burton....and you have the perfect shitty signature for this thread. Good job on you!


You are such a little shit!


Remember I told you....Dirty Pirate Hooker....or Dirty Little Slut. Little shit doesn't do much for me. ;)

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Don't Shart!



I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. :P


Fine -

Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess.


Yeah, those shit stains never come out!


Burton....and you have the perfect shitty signature for this thread. Good job on you!


You are such a little shit!


Remember I told you....Dirty Pirate Hooker....or Dirty Little Slut. Little shit doesn't do much for me. ;)


But you sharted and skootz-shit'd
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Don't Shart!



I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. :P


Fine -

Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess.


Yeah, those shit stains never come out!


Burton....and you have the perfect shitty signature for this thread. Good job on you!


You are such a little shit!


Remember I told you....Dirty Pirate Hooker....or Dirty Little Slut. Little shit doesn't do much for me. ;)


But you sharted and skootz-shit'd


Quit this sharting shit! It's shit NOT shart! Gees....get your shit together and play correctly.

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Don't Shart!



I think "shart" might be changing the word a little too much....which it was discussed earlier and was not allowed. So please stick with shit in this truly shitty thread. :P


Fine -

Don't Shart, that shit stinks and makes a hell of a mess.


Yeah, those shit stains never come out!


Burton....and you have the perfect shitty signature for this thread. Good job on you!


You are such a little shit!


Remember I told you....Dirty Pirate Hooker....or Dirty Little Slut. Little shit doesn't do much for me. ;)


But you sharted and skootz-shit'd


Quit this sharting shit! It's shit NOT shart! Gees....get your shit together and play correctly.


All sharts are Shit . . . Not all shit is a shart!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Did you ever see the video of the dude sitting on the pickle jar? I can't find the link... Yeah, he DEFINITELY went to the hospital after that!!! :o:o:o:o



I remember that. He ended up pulling jagged shards of glass out of his asshole while blood was trickling out and pooling on the surface. B|


I found the link to the video. It's kinda gross. Am I allowed to post it here??
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Did you ever see the video of the dude sitting on the pickle jar? I can't find the link... Yeah, he DEFINITELY went to the hospital after that!!! :o:o:o:o



I remember that. He ended up pulling jagged shards of glass out of his asshole while blood was trickling out and pooling on the surface. B|


I found the link to the video. It's kinda gross. Am I allowed to post it here??


Not here - that is a shitty video.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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