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He shit himself.



Who shit himself? You? The bird?



The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.



Why'd the cat want the birds shit?



The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood.



What kind of shitty neighborhood do they live in?



It's near here.

It's on the shitty ol' left coast.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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He shit himself.



Who shit himself? You? The bird?



The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.



Why'd the cat want the birds shit?



The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood.



What kind of shitty neighborhood do they live in?



It's near here.

It's on the shitty ol' left coast.



Ohhh....that shitty area! I know that one well.

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He shit himself.



Who shit himself? You? The bird?



The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.



Why'd the cat want the birds shit?



The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood.



What kind of shitty neighborhood do they live in?



It's near here.

It's on the shitty ol' left coast.



Ohhh....that shitty area! I know that one well.



You're shittin' me!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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He shit himself.



Who shit himself? You? The bird?



The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.



Why'd the cat want the birds shit?




The birds shit brings all the cats to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
It can teach you,
but It has to charge.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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He shit himself.



Who shit himself? You? The bird?



The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.



Why'd the cat want the birds shit?



The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood.



What kind of shitty neighborhood do they live in?



It's near here.

It's on the shitty ol' left coast.



Ohhh....that shitty area! I know that one well.



You're shittin' me!



Do you think we should stop all this shitty nonsense?

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He shit himself.



Who shit himself? You? The bird?



The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.



Why'd the cat want the birds shit?



The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood.



What kind of shitty neighborhood do they live in?



It's near here.

It's on the shitty ol' left coast.



Ohhh....that shitty area! I know that one well.



You're shittin' me!



Do you think we should stop all this shitty nonsense?



Shit, No!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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He shit himself.



Who shit himself? You? The bird?



The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.



Why'd the cat want the birds shit?



The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood.



What kind of shitty neighborhood do they live in?



It's near here.

It's on the shitty ol' left coast.



Ohhh....that shitty area! I know that one well.



You're shittin' me!



Do you think we should stop all this shitty nonsense?



Shit, No!



I think I MAY have run out of shit to say.

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He shit himself.



Who shit himself? You? The bird?



The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.



Why'd the cat want the birds shit?



The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood.



What kind of shitty neighborhood do they live in?



It's near here.

It's on the shitty ol' left coast.



Ohhh....that shitty area! I know that one well.



You're shittin' me!



Do you think we should stop all this shitty nonsense?



Shit, No!



I think I MAY have run out of shit to say.



No Shit?

Imagine that . . . a woman that ran out of shit to say.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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He shit himself.



Who shit himself? You? The bird?


The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.


Why'd the cat want the birds shit?


The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood.


What kind of shitty neighborhood do they live in?


It's near here.

It's on the shitty ol' left coast.


Ohhh....that shitty area! I know that one well.


You're shittin' me!


Do you think we should stop all this shitty nonsense?


Shit, No!


I think I MAY have run out of shit to say.


No Shit?

Imagine that . . . a woman that ran out of shit to say.


Really.....you are starting that shit now?! Hmpf! :|

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Really.....you are starting that shit now?! Hmpf! :|



Pswah! Whatever. Your game is shit!

and your Kung Foo is only So So!:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dude, you ain't shitting about baby shit stinking the most! Shit makes me gag or want to hold my shitty breath for shit's sake! :ph34r:

Oh and this iPad posting on drop zone.com's da shit! B|

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Really.....you are starting that shit now?! Hmpf! :|



Pswah! Whatever. Your game is shit!

and your Kung Foo is only So So!:D


If my game is such shit.....why have you continued to play for day?


Not this GAME . . . Shit, everyone knows what game is .and your game is shit.

You got no game -
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Really.....you are starting that shit now?! Hmpf! :|



Pswah! Whatever. Your game is shit!

and your Kung Foo is only So So!:D


If my game is such shit.....why have you continued to play for day?


Not this GAME . . . Shit, everyone knows what game is .and your game is shit.

You got no game -


Wow...I didn't know my other game was shit too. Guess I'll have to work on that this weekend at the Hamilton Boogie.

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Really.....you are starting that shit now?! Hmpf! :|



Pswah! Whatever. Your game is shit!

and your Kung Foo is only So So!:D


If my game is such shit.....why have you continued to play for day?


Not this GAME . . . Shit, everyone knows what game is .and your game is shit.

You got no game -


Wow...I didn't know my other game was shit too. Guess I'll have to work on that this weekend at the Hamilton Boogie.


Some shit you just aren't aware of.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Really.....you are starting that shit now?! Hmpf! :|



Pswah! Whatever. Your game is shit!

and your Kung Foo is only So So!:D


If my game is such shit.....why have you continued to play for day?


Not this GAME . . . Shit, everyone knows what game is .and your game is shit.

You got no game -


Wow...I didn't know my other game was shit too. Guess I'll have to work on that this weekend at the Hamilton Boogie.


Some shit you just aren't aware of.


Wonder if the library has any books on how to improve my game and shit.

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Wonder if the library has any books on how to improve my game and shit.

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If they had a bopok like that, it would just be a piece of shit.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Wonder if the library has any books on how to improve my game and shit.

\

If they had a bopok like that, it would just be a piece of shit.



And full of shit?

With that....I'm out of this shit hole job....and to the hopes of the mod's may this shitty thread die.

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With that....I'm out of this shit hole job....and to the hopes of the mod's may this shitty thread die.



Not if some shitheads keep up this bullshit! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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With that....I'm out of this shit hole job....and to the hopes of the mod's may this shitty thread die.



Not if some shitheads keep up this bullshit! :D


Cut that shit out billy
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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With that....I'm out of this shit hole job....and to the hopes of the mod's may this shitty thread die.



Not if some shitheads keep up this bullshit! :D


Cut that shit out billy


Yeah bill, go shit on someone elses parade.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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With that....I'm out of this shit hole job....and to the hopes of the mod's may this shitty thread die.



Not if some shitheads keep up this bullshit! :D


Cut that shit out billy


Yeah bill, go shit on someone elses parade.


Hey I didn't start this shit. :|:P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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With that....I'm out of this shit hole job....and to the hopes of the mod's may this shitty thread die.



Not if some shitheads keep up this bullshit! :D


Cut that shit out billy


Yeah bill, go shit on someone elses parade.


Hey I didn't start this shit. :|:P


I never said you DID start this shit.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hey I didn't start this shit. :|:P



I never said you DID start this shit.



Billy can't handle this shit.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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