Skootz 0 #126 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote yes, if the vibrator is for the back, it can harm the delicate privates! Sex is like a skydive... both can be fun and both can kill you... A KISS from Roxxx..."Keep It Simple And Safe," Do a Ranch Hand! Look at this shit! The thread is back on topic! I'm shocked at how much shit we're getting away with. Don't be talking shit...we are trying to stay on topic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #127 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote yes, if the vibrator is for the back, it can harm the delicate privates! Sex is like a skydive... both can be fun and both can kill you... A KISS from Roxxx..."Keep It Simple And Safe," Do a Ranch Hand! Look at this shit! The thread is back on topic! I'm shocked at how much shit we're getting away with. Don't be talking shit...we are trying to stay on topic What kind of shitty topic were we taking shit about again? Injuries from sex or masterbation?? I'd say, sex is like skydiving, everytime you walk away, it was a good one. Yes, I know, sometimes you have to take a few minutes to compose yourself and walk away on either one... been there, done that!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #128 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote yes, if the vibrator is for the back, it can harm the delicate privates! Sex is like a skydive... both can be fun and both can kill you... A KISS from Roxxx..."Keep It Simple And Safe," Do a Ranch Hand! Look at this shit! The thread is back on topic! I'm shocked at how much shit we're getting away with. Don't be talking shit...we are trying to stay on topic What kind of shitty topic were we taking shit about again? Injuries from sex or masterbation?? I'd say, sex is like skydiving, everytime you walk away, it was a good one. Yes, I know, sometimes you have to take a few minutes to compose yourself and walk away on either one... been there, done that! Look at that shit! Talking shit while staying on topic. Round of applause to you. Me...I already posted my injury earlier in the thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #129 September 2, 2010 Quote Look at that shit! Talking shit while staying on topic. Round of applause to you. Me...I already posted my injury earlier in the thread. Shit happens... if you aren't atleast a little bit injured after sex, you could do better "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #130 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Look at that shit! Talking shit while staying on topic. Round of applause to you. Me...I already posted my injury earlier in the thread. Shit happens... if you aren't atleast a little bit injured after sex, you could do better Or he could. Shitty thing to say, but it's true.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #131 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Look at that shit! Talking shit while staying on topic. Round of applause to you. Me...I already posted my injury earlier in the thread. Shit happens... if you aren't atleast a little bit injured after sex, you could do better Or he could. Shitty thing to say, but it's true. Turtle....never I thought I'd say this....but you are my hero for that comment! Now back to the shit-fest! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #132 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Look at that shit! Talking shit while staying on topic. Round of applause to you. Me...I already posted my injury earlier in the thread. Shit happens... if you aren't atleast a little bit injured after sex, you could do better Or he could. Shitty thing to say, but it's true. Turtle....never I thought I'd say this....but you are my hero for that comment! Now back to the shit-fest! Shit, Everyone says it at one time or another.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #133 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Look at that shit! Talking shit while staying on topic. Round of applause to you. Me...I already posted my injury earlier in the thread. Shit happens... if you aren't atleast a little bit injured after sex, you could do better Or he could. Shitty thing to say, but it's true. Turtle....never I thought I'd say this....but you are my hero for that comment! Now back to the shit-fest! Shit, Everyone says it at one time or another. So why did we even start all this shitty talk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #134 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Look at that shit! Talking shit while staying on topic. Round of applause to you. Me...I already posted my injury earlier in the thread. Shit happens... if you aren't atleast a little bit injured after sex, you could do better Or he could. Shitty thing to say, but it's true. Turtle....never I thought I'd say this....but you are my hero for that comment! Now back to the shit-fest! Shit, Everyone says it at one time or another. So why did we even start all this shitty talk? Lucky started it."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #135 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Look at that shit! Talking shit while staying on topic. Round of applause to you. Me...I already posted my injury earlier in the thread. Shit happens... if you aren't atleast a little bit injured after sex, you could do better Or he could. Shitty thing to say, but it's true. Turtle....never I thought I'd say this....but you are my hero for that comment! Now back to the shit-fest! Shit, Everyone says it at one time or another. So why did we even start all this shitty talk? Lucky started it. And now you boys started shit in another thread. Tisk Tisk Tisk! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #136 September 2, 2010 Quote And now you boys started shit in another thread. Tisk Tisk Tisk! I aint afraid to talk shit."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #137 September 2, 2010 QuoteQuote And now you boys started shit in another thread. Tisk Tisk Tisk! I aint afraid to talk shit. He thinks his shit don't stink.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #138 September 2, 2010 Ha! All shit stinks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #139 September 2, 2010 QuoteHa! All shit stinks! What a load of shit! Have you met a moderator yet?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #140 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Ha! All shit stinks! What a load of shit! Have you met a moderator yet? I've heard green shit stinks the most. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #141 September 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Ha! All shit stinks! What a load of shit! Have you met a moderator yet? I've heard green shit stinks the most. Baby shit stinks the worst . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #142 September 2, 2010 A shitty joke: A little black fly eats a bunch of shit, climbs to the top of a rake, jumps and SPLAT! Moral of the story: "Never fly off the handle if you're full of shit!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #143 September 2, 2010 QuoteA shitty joke: A little black fly eats a bunch of shit, climbs to the top of a rake, jumps and SPLAT! Moral of the story: "Never fly off the handle if you're full of shit!" Found this one (I only say this because I am trying to watch Quades Blod Pressure for him.) A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. The morals of the story are: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #144 September 2, 2010 QuoteQuoteA shitty joke: A little black fly eats a bunch of shit, climbs to the top of a rake, jumps and SPLAT! Moral of the story: "Never fly off the handle if you're full of shit!" Found this one (I only say this because I am trying to watch Quades Blod Pressure for him.) A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. The morals of the story are: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! That bird musta tasted like shit!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #145 September 3, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteA shitty joke: A little black fly eats a bunch of shit, climbs to the top of a rake, jumps and SPLAT! Moral of the story: "Never fly off the handle if you're full of shit!" Found this one (I only say this because I am trying to watch Quades Blod Pressure for him.) A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. The morals of the story are: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! That bird musta tasted like shit! He shit himself.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #146 September 3, 2010 Quote He shit himself. Who shit himself? You? The bird? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #147 September 3, 2010 QuoteQuote He shit himself. Who shit himself? You? The bird? The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #148 September 3, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuote He shit himself. Who shit himself? You? The bird? The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him. Why'd the cat want the birds shit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #149 September 3, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote He shit himself. Who shit himself? You? The bird? The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him. Why'd the cat want the birds shit? The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #150 September 3, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote He shit himself. Who shit himself? You? The bird? The bird - the cat scared the shit out of him. Why'd the cat want the birds shit? The bird had the best shit in the neighborhood. What kind of shitty neighborhood do they live in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
