airtwardo 7 #1 September 10, 2010 Especially other people's chicken, the noisy and obnoxious little peckers run around like...well like CHICKENS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #2 September 10, 2010 But....do you like it battered? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 September 10, 2010 Quote But....do you like it battered? OOOh - and with Hot Sauce!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 September 10, 2010 Quote Especially other people's chicken, the noisy and obnoxious little peckers run around like...well like CHICKENS! The guy who used to be a caretaker on the farm I was renting in Oregon had a friend who had fighting chickens. most of the time they were way in the back where he kept them. one of them got out and used to get right under my bedroom window and was tearing up the flower bed there everry morning starrting at 0 Dark 30. Being a nice big rooster he would start that rooster crap every morning. I told Mudman he needed to catch that thing and get it back into its cage cause Mr Rooster was stepping on my last nerve. After about a week of that shit I gave him the ultimatum... get his friend out to deal with the rooster or I would. The next morning.... I introduced Mr Rooster to Mr 9MM.....noise problem solved. I did cook that bastard up with some dumplins...figurin he might be a tad tough for fried rooster. The friend was pissed but hell after a week of sleep deprivation ... I had a bad case of I really don't give a shit about your GAWD DAYUM rooster you could not be bothered to catch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #5 September 10, 2010 HA! I love how there are parrots here too. NICE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #6 September 10, 2010 Quote Especially other people's chicken, the noisy and obnoxious little peckers run around like...well like CHICKENS! I LOVE chicken. Provided it's been battered and cooked properly.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 September 10, 2010 Quote Quote Especially other people's chicken, the noisy and obnoxious little peckers run around like...well like CHICKENS! The guy who used to be a caretaker on the farm I was renting in Oregon had a friend who had fighting chickens. most of the time they were way in the back where he kept them. one of them got out and used to get right under my bedroom window and was tearing up the flower bed there everry morning starrting at 0 Dark 30. Being a nice big rooster he would start that rooster crap every morning. I told Mudman he needed to catch that thing and get it back into its cage cause Mr Rooster was stepping on my last nerve. After about a week of that shit I gave him the ultimatum... get his friend out to deal with the rooster or I would. The next morning.... I introduced Mr Rooster to Mr 9MM.....noise problem solved. I did cook that bastard up with some dumplins...figurin he might be a tad tough for fried rooster. The friend was pissed but hell after a week of sleep deprivation ... I had a bad case of I really don't give a shit about your GAWD DAYUM rooster you could not be bothered to catch The worse part about those darn roosters is... ~even though their poop LOOKS like chewin'-gum, it sure doesn't TASTE like it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 September 10, 2010 DUUUUUUUUUUDE No wonder they follow the other roosters around Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 September 10, 2010 Baked, broasted, roasted or fried... yardbird is goood!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 September 10, 2010 Quote The worse part about those darn roosters is... ~even though their poop LOOKS like chewin'-gum, it sure doesn't TASTE like it! A story I was told: A hired hand on a farm always had a huge wad of chewing tobacco in his cheek. When he went into the farm house for lunch, he would take it out and leave it on top of a fence post. After lunch he would retrieve it and pop it back in his mouth. One day some wag picked open the wad with a stick and inserted a nice big chicken dropping. The guy didn't notice it until they told him."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #11 September 10, 2010 These chickens are cute! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #12 September 10, 2010 THIS guy loves him some chicken!!!!!*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 September 10, 2010 "COCKADOO-" BLAM!!! Fuck 'em. I would have done the same thing.... Except..... I can't hear a goddamn thing. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 September 10, 2010 Quote These chickens are cute! Looks like a saturday night at the BBQI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
