turtlespeed 226 #1 September 24, 2010 . . . make some man a very happy as a wife one day. I am teaching her how to cook. Her mom wouldn't do that. I just taught her how to make cookies! They are very yummy. Sorry Ski - Had to . . . just had to. White Chocolate Chip with an almond flavor. MMMM MMMM MMM!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #2 September 24, 2010 Quote . . . make someone a very happy wife one day. I am teaching her how to cook. Her mom wouldn't do that.I just taught her how to make cookies! They are very yummy.Sorry Ski - Had to . . . just had to.White Chocolate Chip with an almond flavor.MMMM MMMM MMM! So... your daughter eh? How old is she?Atleast she would probably send me cookies, instead of just promising them."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote . . . make someone a very happy wife one day. I am teaching her how to cook. Her mom wouldn't do that.I just taught her how to make cookies! They are very yummy.Sorry Ski - Had to . . . just had to.White Chocolate Chip with an almond flavor.MMMM MMMM MMM! So... your daughter eh? How old is she?Atleast she would probably send me cookies, instead of just promising them. Hey, I live a busy life dammit...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote . . . make someone a very happy wife one day. I am teaching her how to cook. Her mom wouldn't do that.I just taught her how to make cookies! They are very yummy.Sorry Ski - Had to . . . just had to.White Chocolate Chip with an almond flavor.MMMM MMMM MMM! So... your daughter eh? How old is she?Atleast she would probably send me cookies, instead of just promising them. Hey, I live a busy life dammit... 88 days and your schedule could be completely open. hopefully not though, you gotta be able to feed me when I come down."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #5 September 24, 2010 Quote White Chocolate Chip with an almond flavor.MMMM MMMM MMM! You teaching your daughter to make cookies with a hammer? Hopefully they taste better than they look __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 September 24, 2010 Is that supposed to make up for her taking over my room? Yeah, I guess it does You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 September 24, 2010 Quote Is that supposed to make up for her taking over my room? Yeah, I guess it does Yeah - She said you could use it when you visit. She just wants a weeks notice to find a way out of state first. The original point of this thread was since her mom woudn't teach her how to be a good wife, I guess I'll have to. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 September 24, 2010 Well, she should be in good shape-you're pretty wifelikeYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #9 September 24, 2010 You're either teaching her that . . . or that if you wait around, you'll find a man who can already cook! That's what I did. So far, so good! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 September 24, 2010 Quote You're either teaching her that . . . or that if you wait around, you'll find a man who can already cook! That's what I did. So far, so good! I'm hoping to teach her both.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 September 24, 2010 Bring it on..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #12 September 24, 2010 Sheesh, Turtle, what are we supposed to do when you get all responsible and, I don't know, rational? I'm lethal in a kitchen. It's not an excuse, it's just true. Having a dad who could've taught me some of those skills would have been terrific! My mom tried, but I think I get my cooking DNA from her. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 September 24, 2010 Quote Sheesh, Turtle, what are we supposed to do when you get all responsible and, I don't know, rational? I'm lethal in a kitchen. It's not an excuse, it's just true. Having a dad who could've taught me some of those skills would have been terrific! My mom tried, but I think I get my cooking DNA from her. It just takes a want to succeed outweighing the want to text/chat/talk.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #14 September 24, 2010 Texting, chatting and talking weren't MY issues, but yeah, those could definitely get in the way. Posting on dz.com, though, that's totally different!TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 September 24, 2010 QuoteTexting, chatting and talking weren't MY issues, but yeah, those could definitely get in the way. Posting on dz.com, though, that's totally different! LMAO I also try and instill that it is ok to do do a little trial and error - that way you know what makes the food do what it does as it cooks. The cookies had too much white sugar in them, (My fault) and they didn't hold their shape as well. We could have added more flour to conter act that, but we didn't.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #16 September 24, 2010 Hows she with sammiches? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #17 September 24, 2010 I once knew a lady who tried to experiment with lemon beet jello. Some experimentation should be . . . curtailed! So what if they weren't perfect cookies? You did it--together--and that's great. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 September 24, 2010 Quote Hows she with sammiches? Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #19 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote Hows she with sammiches? Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Hows she with sammiches? Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. She can get a TABC liscense at 18. . . . But she won't make you any cookies either.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #21 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Hows she with sammiches? Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. She can get a TABC liscense at 18. . . . But she won't make you any cookies either. Thats what I said..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 September 25, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Hows she with sammiches? Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. She can get a TABC liscense at 18. . . . But she won't make you any cookies either. Thats what I said... Not where she works.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #23 September 25, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Hows she with sammiches? Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. She can get a TABC liscense at 18. . . . But she won't make you any cookies either. Thats what I said... Not where she works. Home is a different story."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 September 25, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Hows she with sammiches? Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. She can get a TABC liscense at 18. . . . But she won't make you any cookies either. Thats what I said... Not where she works. Home is a different story. Well yeah - at home the dog gets me beer though.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #25 September 25, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Hows she with sammiches? Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. She can get a TABC liscense at 18. . . . But she won't make you any cookies either. Thats what I said... Not where she works. Home is a different story. Well yeah - at home the dog gets me beer though. Wheres she work? Im guessing as a hostess?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
