lawrocket 3 #26 September 17, 2010 We have a winner. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murrays 0 #27 September 17, 2010 Quote Only linear measurements?Doesn't anyone else measure by volume? Like an old buddy of mine used to say, "I've only got 4 inches but some girls like them that wide." -- Murray "No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #28 September 17, 2010 Quote By gag reflex my jaw dropped on that oneSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #29 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote By gag reflex my jaw dropped on that one But what if she doesnt have a gag reflex?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #30 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote By gag reflex my jaw dropped on that one That's step one to the gag reflex test. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #31 September 17, 2010 Quote The subject arose today. I was just curious as to how guys have done this measurement. Or women for that matter. I use a yardstick personally. "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #32 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote The subject arose today. I was just curious as to how guys have done this measurement. Or women for that matter. I use a yardstick personally. Twigs from the back yard are not yard sticks...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #33 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote The subject arose today. I was just curious as to how guys have done this measurement. Or women for that matter. I use a yardstick personally. Twigs from the back yard are not yard sticks... DING DING DING!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #34 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Only linear measurements?Doesn't anyone else measure by volume? Surface area Sounds good, especially if we can convince the girls that smaller means higher performance!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #35 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote I use a yardstick personally. Twigs from the back yard are not yard sticks... Ouch, burn."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #36 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Only linear measurements?Doesn't anyone else measure by volume? Surface area Sounds good, especially if we can convince the girls that smaller means higher performance! Would that be while that thing Turtle posted was inserted inside said penis and was turned on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #37 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I use a yardstick personally. Twigs from the back yard are not yard sticks... Ouch, burn. They make a pill for that."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #38 September 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote By gag reflex my jaw dropped on that one But what if she doesnt have a gag reflex?? There's one girl on here that doesn't have one. She said so. basically, you measure from the top of the shaft to the tip, which is pretty much the length you can bury in any whoha deep enough to take it in to the hilt. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #39 September 17, 2010 I always use my standard technique of lying. By the time, she's disappointed, I'm done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #40 September 17, 2010 Quote I always use my standard technique of lying. By the time, she's disappointed, I'm done. hahahahah winner!Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 September 17, 2010 Quote I always use my standard technique of lying. By the time, she's disappointed, I'm done. Yep - gott have a seizure to hit both sides.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #42 September 17, 2010 I hear penis size is inversely proportional to canopy size. Haven't quite worked up a formula yet though. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herky 0 #43 September 17, 2010 Start jelqing if you aren't happy with what you have... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #44 September 18, 2010 Quote Quote I always use my standard technique of lying. By the time, she's disappointed, I'm done. Yep - gott have a seizure to hit both sides. This week, there is a festival in my honor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #45 September 20, 2010 You are making this up. I just know it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #46 September 20, 2010 Quote His underpants are scary. I'm thinking the 'stache ain't that great either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #47 September 20, 2010 Quote The subject arose today. With a rubber ruler? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #48 September 20, 2010 (in inches) L x 3.1416 x radius squared compounded by having a big set of fuzzies and a pile drivin ass.People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #49 September 20, 2010 Quote(in inches) L x 3.1416 x radius squared compounded by having a big set of fuzzies and a pile drivin ass. The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat. But inversely proportionate to the mass of the ass, depending on how much beer is near.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #50 September 20, 2010 Quote I always use my standard technique of lying. By the time, she's disappointed, I'm done. Yup, when I drop my pants, the girl usually starts laughing and pointing...asking: Who are you going to please with THAT?? I always reply: ME Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
