futuredivot 0 #26 September 28, 2010 Quote 4 year old girl not so much. She prefers when her daddy stops by a brings her pizza. Of course I'm He's careful to take the box with him when he goes back to South Carolina where ever he's fromYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #27 September 28, 2010 In you case.... ~it's through the butt. ( as in give him a Harley to sit on! ) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #28 September 28, 2010 Had you not added that last bit I fear this evening there may have been a few extra men getting an unexpected surprise in bed tonight :| Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #29 September 28, 2010 Quote Had you not added that last bit I fear this evening there may have been a few extra men getting an unexpected surprise in bed tonight :| The ole 'double knuckle finger wave'?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #30 September 28, 2010 Any one who answers other than penis is a wuss, once she has your member in a warm embrace you are putty in her hands. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #31 September 28, 2010 Quote Any one who answers other than penis is a wuss, once she has your member in a warm embrace you are putty in her hands. For a time, but it won't last.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #32 September 28, 2010 QuoteQuote Any one who answers other than penis is a wuss, once she has your member in a warm embrace you are putty in her hands. For a time, but it won't last. They make a pill for that."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #33 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Nah, I cook good food. Wife loves my cooking... 1 year old girl likes it, 4 year old girl not so much. They dont like it... you just cant hear them say it. If they don't like it, I make sure they keep it to themselves, or they're going straight to bed hungry! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #34 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Nah, I cook good food. Wife loves my cooking... 1 year old girl likes it, 4 year old girl not so much. They dont like it... you just cant hear them say it. If they don't like it, I make sure they keep it to themselves, or they're going straight to bed hungry! My exHusband's Mom and Dad had a rule for their kids when they were growing up... "Eat it or wear it." My ex "wore it" on his birthday one year. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #35 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Nah, I cook good food. Wife loves my cooking... 1 year old girl likes it, 4 year old girl not so much. They dont like it... you just cant hear them say it. If they don't like it, I make sure they keep it to themselves, or they're going straight to bed hungry! My exHusband's Mom and Dad had a rule for their kids when they were growing up... "Eat it or wear it." My ex "wore it" on his birthday one year. Not exactly helpful there eh? Another thing I like to do when I know my 4 year old is slacking and/or says "I'm full" or "I've had enough" when clearly, she has not eaten much, is tell her, "okay then, I'm going to cover this up and put it in the fridge, and if you get hungry again, that's what you're gonna get, but it'll be COLD!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #36 September 28, 2010 Quote My exHusband's Mom and Dad had a rule for their kids when they were growing up... "Eat it or wear it." My ex "wore it" on his birthday one year. I call bullshit on the ... You know damn well you licked every part of that cake frosting off."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote My exHusband's Mom and Dad had a rule for their kids when they were growing up... "Eat it or wear it." My ex "wore it" on his birthday one year. I call bullshit on the ... You know damn well you licked every part of that cake frosting off. Should have eaten that fuzzy cat then shouldn't he - either way - I don't see an issue with it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #38 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote My exHusband's Mom and Dad had a rule for their kids when they were growing up... "Eat it or wear it." My ex "wore it" on his birthday one year. I call bullshit on the ... You know damn well you licked every part of that cake frosting off. Should have eaten that fuzzy cat then shouldn't he - either way - I don't see an issue with it. He probably 'wore' the 'fuzzy cat'."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,129 #39 September 28, 2010 Quote Then again, I don't have a penis. I'm sure plenty of guys would be willing to lend you theirs for an hour or so.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Then again, I don't have a penis. I'm sure plenty of guys would be willing to lend you theirs for an hour or so. Does she have viagra on hand?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #41 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Then again, I don't have a penis. I'm sure plenty of guys would be willing to lend you theirs for an hour or so. Does she have viagra on hand? It works better if you swallow them."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #42 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Then again, I don't have a penis. I'm sure plenty of guys would be willing to lend you theirs for an hour or so. Does she have viagra on hand? It works better if you swallow them. I tried that once. It got stuck in my throat. I had a stiff neck for 3 days.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #43 September 28, 2010 Quote If they don't like it, I make sure they keep it to themselves, or they're going straight to bed hungry! One day a couple of my kids left food on thier plate so I told them if they did'nt eat it I'd give it to the cat as I was'nt about to chuck out good food, their reply was give it to the cat then. The next day I hid the cat and put a whole roast rabbit on the dinner table and told them I wanted to see clean plates or I'll give whats left over to the dog. Never had a problem since. I brought the cat out of hiding the next day. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #44 September 28, 2010 Quote Is the way to a man's heart through his stomach, his penis or other. Let's discuss. ETA: I say it's through his stomach. I'm big on cooking and nesting. Do you guys think that's okay having your girlfriend taking care of you that way? Or... would you prefer to just have the concentration on your penis and just order take out? ^^^ OMG... Who is this person? I used to be so mean!!! Other. I thought the way to a mans heart was through the femoral artery. (But I am not a doctor) . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 341 #45 September 28, 2010 Quote One day a couple of my kids left food on thier plate so I told them if they did'nt eat it I'd give it to the cat as I was'nt about to chuck out good food, their reply was give it to the cat then. The next day I hid the cat and put a whole roast rabbit on the dinner table and told them I wanted to see clean plates or I'll give whats left over to the dog. Never had a problem since. I brought the cat out of hiding the next day. See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #46 September 28, 2010 UCLA STUDY A study worth sharing with friends both male and female: A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
