LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1 September 27, 2010 Is the way to a man's heart through his stomach, his penis or other. Let's discuss. ETA: I say it's through his stomach. I'm big on cooking and nesting. Do you guys think that's okay having your girlfriend taking care of you that way? Or... would you prefer to just have the concentration on your penis and just order take out? ^^^ OMG... Who is this person? I used to be so mean!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 September 27, 2010 Quote Is the way to a man's heart through his stomach, his penis or other. Let's discuss. I have learned that it usually involves a long dull knife, and a lot of trial and error usually in the back, and between the 4th and fifth ribs.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #3 September 27, 2010 Both ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 September 27, 2010 Why not both?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 September 27, 2010 Quote Why not both? I think one of the choices are stronger than the other. Then again, I don't have a penis. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #6 September 28, 2010 I like to cook and I'm quite good at it, so I don't really need somebody to help me in that way..."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 September 28, 2010 QuoteI like to cook and I'm quite good at it, so I don't really need somebody to help me in that way... I think that's sexy!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 September 28, 2010 QuoteQuoteI like to cook and I'm quite good at it, so I don't really need somebody to help me in that way... I think that's sexy! BEWARE! They say that - Just before they start looking for the 4th and 5th ribs.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 September 28, 2010 Quote Then again, I don't have a penis. Just ask, I'm sure somebody will give you one....or at least let you hold it for a bit. emphasizing bit not biteYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #10 September 28, 2010 Quote Is the way to a man's heart through his stomach, his penis or other. Let's discuss. ETA: I say it's through his stomach. I'm big on cooking and nesting. Do you guys think that's okay having your girlfriend taking care of you that way? Or... would you prefer to just have the concentration on your penis and just order take out? ^^^ OMG... Who is this person? I used to be so mean!!! Reading the forums here i would think the way to mans heart or at least a male dz.commer was in this order... Boobs beer sammich oh, and then cookies...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Is the way to a man's heart through his stomach, his penis or other. Let's discuss. ETA: I say it's through his stomach. I'm big on cooking and nesting. Do you guys think that's okay having your girlfriend taking care of you that way? Or... would you prefer to just have the concentration on your penis and just order take out? ^^^ OMG... Who is this person? I used to be so mean!!! Reading the forums here i would think the way to mans heart or at least a male dz.commer was in this order... Boobs beer sammich oh, and then cookies... Cookies as in pooty/orgasms or REAL cookies, like the kind Grandmom baked? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Is the way to a man's heart through his stomach, his penis or other. Let's discuss. ETA: I say it's through his stomach. I'm big on cooking and nesting. Do you guys think that's okay having your girlfriend taking care of you that way? Or... would you prefer to just have the concentration on your penis and just order take out? ^^^ OMG... Who is this person? I used to be so mean!!! Reading the forums here i would think the way to mans heart or at least a male dz.commer was in this order... Boobs beer sammich oh, and then cookies... Cookies as in pooty/orgasms or REAL cookies, like the kind Grandmom baked? baked goods....gesh, you really have a dirty mind..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #13 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I like to cook and I'm quite good at it, so I don't really need somebody to help me in that way... I think that's sexy! BEWARE! They say that - Just before they start looking for the 4th and 5th ribs. Thats why I insist that the girl be able to fatten me up... Make the search take longer "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ocsdor 0 #14 September 28, 2010 Bacon and BJs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 September 28, 2010 QuoteBacon and BJs Chocolate covered bacon or the already cooked stuff?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 September 28, 2010 QuoteChocolate covered bacon or the already cooked stuff? Is that another ATM reference?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy 0 #17 September 28, 2010 A way to a man's heart is making him a priority in your life, and truely caring about him. To think it is through his stomach or penis is shallow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 September 28, 2010 Quote A way to a man's heart is making him a priority in your life, and truely caring about him. To think it is through his stomach or penis is shallow. A-men brother! A freaking men! I'll cook, just ask me if I need any help. She doesn't even have to get off the couch...JUST ASK! I'll eat well, look good, dress well, smell well and love well as long as she loves me back as much as I love her. Sounds simple right? Yeah right!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 September 28, 2010 Quote I like to cook and I'm quite good at it, so I don't really need somebody to help me in that way... Ditto. I cook for my family and tell them "it's either that for dinner or nothing!" Nah, I cook good food. Wife loves my cooking... 1 year old girl likes it, 4 year old girl not so much. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Is the way to a man's heart through his stomach, his penis or other. Let's discuss. ETA: I say it's through his stomach. I'm big on cooking and nesting. Do you guys think that's okay having your girlfriend taking care of you that way? Or... would you prefer to just have the concentration on your penis and just order take out? ^^^ OMG... Who is this person? I used to be so mean!!! Reading the forums here i would think the way to mans heart or at least a male dz.commer was in this order... Boobs beer sammich oh, and then cookies... Cookies as in pooty/orgasms or REAL cookies, like the kind Grandmom baked? baked goods....gesh, you really have a dirty mind.. Has she ever been out of the gutter since she joined this site? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #21 September 28, 2010 Quote Nah, I cook good food. Wife loves my cooking... 1 year old girl likes it, 4 year old girl not so much. They dont like it... you just cant hear them say it."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
petejones45 0 #22 September 28, 2010 I say mouth, nothing like a good batch of cookies to make me happy!Look out for the freefly team, Smelly Peppers. Once we get a couple years more experience we will be a force to be reckoned with in the near future! BLUES! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #23 September 28, 2010 Through the chest, in my experience, is the quickest way to extract a man's heart."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #24 September 28, 2010 Quote Through the chest, in my experience, is the quickest way to extract a man's heart. That was my first thought, through the chest. I agree with Shah, I can't believe I just typed that. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #25 September 28, 2010 I believe that its both, if she iron your clothes as well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
