That'll teach him

[theonlyski 8]

A little background info: My units signal warrant officer (chief) came straight to my unit out of warrant school and thinks he knows alot more than he does... He routinely tries to show off his knowledge around the shop, and I usually end up knocking him down a notch or two.

Well, about two weeks ago, I got some micro controllers and some wireless modules in (been trying to get back into electrical engineering)... well, day shift has him convinced that I'm using them to mess with him (so far as to have him freaked out that the 'z' on his keyboard will actually cause a tazer thats hidden in his chair to zap him) I packed the controllers up so I wont have to carry them on the flight home soon.

Well, today he seemed overly suspicious, claiming that I re-wired his mouse to jolt him and such (which, I hadnt touched) so while I was out working on some network beautification projects, he went to my desk and drew 4 white-out lines on my chair. (among moving things around so I think hes messing with me)

Well, he leaves for the night, and I notice his computer isnt locked (odd, hes pretty good about locking it)... so I check to see if he is still logged into facebook... yup... payback time

Is this too much?

I:
o Disabled his external USB mouse
o Turned his touch pad into SUPER SLOW mode (only goes about .5 inch per swipe across)
o Took the wheels off of his chair
o Unplugged the handsets from his phones (at the phone, they still looked plugged in)
o Put whiteout across the screen of the phone so he can't see the number hes dialing...
o Changed his facebook language to korean
o Created 2 facebook fan pages, which 'he' liked (his wall now says that '(he) likes Fucking with Ski and Leaving my computer un-locked.')
o Screwed with the other external mouse (jammed a piece of paper over the red light so the mouse is very inconsistant)
o Put a piece of paper in his ethernet port, so the cable is plugged in, but the pins don't make contact = no internet

Do yall think thats fair?

I'm probably going to get woke up in a few hours and have to fix it all...





WORTH IT!


p.s. there should be video!

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[BillyVance 35]

Awesome. Yes, do update us.

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[theonlyski 8]

He posted this on the wall of one of the FB groups:

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Sometimes i look back on these horrible decisions and wonder why did I even get him started.

He seems to be in good spirits, and managed to figure out most of them... No wake up, so it can't be too bad.

If he contiunes or tries to one up me... I'll write a program that whenever he types an M, it disables his mouse for 5-10 seconds, K = keyboard, U = usb, E = ethernet.

He usually learns fast enough that it doesn't go that far... but ya never know.

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[BillyVance 35]

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He posted this on the wall of one of the FB groups:

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Sometimes i look back on these horrible decisions and wonder why did I even get him started.

He seems to be in good spirits, and managed to figure out most of them... No wake up, so it can't be too bad.

If he contiunes or tries to one up me... I'll write a program that whenever he types an M, it disables his mouse for 5-10 seconds, K = keyboard, U = usb, E = ethernet.

He usually learns fast enough that it doesn't go that far... but ya never know.

Damn... Remind me to never try to one-up you.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[airtwardo 7]

So did the taser I sent you arrive yet?!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[theonlyski 8]

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So did the taser I sent you arrive yet?!

nope, not yet!

Our arms room has tazers, I wish I would have thought about 'certifying' the guys here that haven't been certified yet.

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[riggerrob 643]

Nothing quite like commiting the sin you have already been punished for.

[theonlyski 8]

Apparently he screwed with my phone last night, I hardly use it so its not really noticed most of the time. (plugged the handset into the headset port so it doesn't work)

Well, dayshift asked him if he did something because the phone wasn't working... he came and fixed it, the day shift asked if they should put it back when they're done and he said NO. He didn't want me thinking that he screwed with me again and incur another day of interesting computer repair.

He has confirmed that he lost the battle, again... But the day shift guys got a good laugh as every 10-20 mins for about 3 hours they would randomly hear "FUCKING SKI".

I might write that program anyways... just for good measure and to be proactive so if he does try something again, its a simple 5 mins to screw it up for him.

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[MikeJD 0]

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so far as to have him freaked out that the 'z' on his keyboard will actually cause a tazer thats hidden in his chair to zap him

So, is he suddenly using a lot of 'English' spellings - analyse, criticise, memorise?