turtlespeed 226 #1 October 6, 2010 He was too scared to post this himself. Ah well - He'll get his pair back one day, she promised. A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day by finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the woman doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you!? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!" The woman, overcome with guilt, broke down and sobbed. The woman doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just messing with you. He's dead. Show me what you bought."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #2 October 6, 2010 Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 October 6, 2010 Hummm...Woman Doctor huh?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 October 6, 2010 Quote Hummm...Woman Doctor huh?! Only thing she should be fixing is a sammich."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 October 6, 2010 Quote Quote Hummm...Woman Doctor huh?! Only thing she should be fixing is a sammich. Well - he died, didn't he? She should have stuck to beer bringing and dishes. Poor guy . . . ven before she went shopping with his credit card.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 October 6, 2010 You didn't write this yourself, did you?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 October 6, 2010 Quote You didn't write this yourself, did you? I gave credit to you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #8 October 6, 2010 Thats not Divots perfect woman, its Shahs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #9 October 7, 2010 Quote Thats not Divots perfect woman, its Shahs! Which one?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #10 October 7, 2010 Reminds me of a fishing story!! "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 October 7, 2010 M R ducks! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #12 October 7, 2010 Quote Thats not Divots perfect woman, its Shahs! The word is "typical" not "perfect"-big difference.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #13 October 7, 2010 QuoteM R ducks! C D E D B D WINGS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 October 7, 2010 Quote Quote M R ducks! C D E D B D WINGS!!! What the hell does that mean? I just finally figured out FWIW and FIFY now you have this one. Save me a yr from trying to figure this one out and just tell me....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #15 October 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote M R ducks! C D E D B D WINGS!!! What the hell does that mean? I just finally figured out FWIW and FIFY now you have this one. Save me a yr from trying to figure this one out and just tell me.... Damn, FTW"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 October 7, 2010 Quote Quote M R ducks! C D E D B D WINGS!!! O S A R ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #17 October 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote M R ducks! C D E D B D WINGS!!! O S A R L B, M R Ducks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #18 October 7, 2010 Quote Quote Thats not Divots perfect woman, its Shahs! The word is "typical" not "perfect"-big difference. My bad! I misread... In my defense, my brain was already fried for the day by the time I got to this thread.... damn midterms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #19 October 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote M R ducks! C D E D B D WINGS!!! What the hell does that mean? I just finally figured out FWIW and FIFY now you have this one. Save me a yr from trying to figure this one out and just tell me.... I believe its phonetic. "Them are ducks" M R Ducks "See the iddy biddy wings?" C D E D B D wings "Oh yes they are" OSAR or I could be full of shitWhat you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #21 October 7, 2010 QuoteC M Wangs That bitch better be bringing them with my beer if she knows what's good for herYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #22 October 7, 2010 Quote Quote Thats not Divots perfect woman, its Shahs! Which one? He has one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 October 7, 2010 QuoteQuoteC M Wangs That bitch better be bringing them with my beer if she knows what's good for her 0 I C U 8 1 2 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #24 October 7, 2010 M R Puppies. M Rnt. M R2! C M P N? L I B! M R Puppies!Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 October 7, 2010 C M E D B E I's ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
