d_squared431 0 #1 October 15, 2010 Long story short the Doc I work for turned in her notice so i have been looking for a new job. I am in the middle of being hired else where and had to go do a urine drug screen. There are two people at quest(the lab) waiting for blood draws and drug screening. I signed in and have a full ready to explode bladder. I am doing the pee pee dance trying not to be impatient ........ This female about my age walks in and starts chatting. 20 minutes go by and i am about to wet myself and I said "I know the other lady is here for a drug screen. It is 10 minutes top. She didn't look like she would pass and i bet she ran the water or flushed the toilet just to prolong the result." Sure enough the lady walks into the waiting room and said "i flushed the toilet." I started laughing to myself. Then the girl i made the comment to calls the lady who was doing the drug screen "mom" TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #2 October 15, 2010 is your doc a dentist ? mine told me " sometimes the tooth hurts " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #3 October 15, 2010 Quote is your doc a dentist ? mine told me " sometimes the tooth hurts " It wasn't her doc, it was at a 3rd party clinic that does UA's and blood tests."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 October 15, 2010 Quote is your doc a dentist ? mine told me " sometimes the tooth hurts " TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #5 October 15, 2010 thank you, d_squared431 , for appreciating my humor ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobMoore 0 #6 October 15, 2010 Quote It wasn't her doc, it was at a 3rd party clinic that does UA's and blood tests. You're a little slow there fella. Read the post again."For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 October 15, 2010 Quote Quote is your doc a dentist ? mine told me " sometimes the tooth hurts " It wasn't her doc, it was at a 3rd party clinic that does UA's and blood tests. Yeah I had to go to one of those yesterday... CHRIST... I did not have to fill out this amount of paperwork... or go thru so much crap... to get a Top Secret in the 1970's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #8 October 15, 2010 Quote Quote Quote is your doc a dentist ? mine told me " sometimes the tooth hurts " It wasn't her doc, it was at a 3rd party clinic that does UA's and blood tests. Yeah I had to go to one of those yesterday... CHRIST... I did not have to fill out this amount of paperwork... or go thru so much crap... to get a Top Secret in the 1970's Ya know, they still don't piss test you for them. Speaking of which, I have one 72 hours after I get back to the states... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #9 October 15, 2010 Quote Quote It wasn't her doc, it was at a 3rd party clinic that does UA's and blood tests. You're a little slow there fella. Read the post again. Quote There are two people at quest(the lab) waiting for blood draws and drug screening. She don't work at Quest, fella."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 October 15, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote is your doc a dentist ? mine told me " sometimes the tooth hurts " It wasn't her doc, it was at a 3rd party clinic that does UA's and blood tests. Yeah I had to go to one of those yesterday... CHRIST... I did not have to fill out this amount of paperwork... or go thru so much crap... to get a Top Secret in the 1970's Ya know, they still don't piss test you for them. Speaking of which, I have one 72 hours after I get back to the states... Oh they used to piss test everyone under 25.. it WAS the 1970'sThey would REALLLY go all out if you were on flight or jump status... I would mention a certain person who did not show up for theirs...nahhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #11 October 15, 2010 if your "doc" is a dentist , they could also help with foot removal. if your doc is a podiatrist they could also help with peppermint foot spray ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 October 15, 2010 Quote if your "doc" is a dentist , they could also help with foot removal. if your doc is a podiatrist they could also help with peppermint foot spray ! By all means go have a chat with Clint...that whole foot in the mouth thing.... someone is certainly in the wrong profession Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #13 October 15, 2010 least it's not hoof-in-mouth , or is it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #14 October 15, 2010 Quote Oh they used to piss test everyone under 25.. it WAS the 1970'sThey would REALLLY go all out if you were on flight or jump status... I would mention a certain person who did not show up for theirs...nahhhhhh I just turned 26, am on jump status, got my TS at like 23 years old... and I could count the times on one hand that I've been piss tested in the past 5 years. (its less than 5 )"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #15 October 15, 2010 Quote So today i stuck my foot in my mouth.....opps There may be a HIPAA violation in there somewhere too.. Funny story!*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #16 October 15, 2010 you don't have 6 fingers ? inconceivable ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
