shropshire 0 #76 November 3, 2010 QuoteI don't understand why you like that cowboy picture.... That costume was a spur of the moment lark....... Like what you did there Mrs M - good work. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #77 November 3, 2010 Quote Quote I don't understand why you like that cowboy picture.... That costume was a spur of the moment lark....... Like what you did there Mrs M - good work. Quit prodding her!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #78 November 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I don't understand why you like that cowboy picture.... That costume was a spur of the moment lark....... Like what you did there Mrs M - good work. Quit prodding her! You're very rude (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #79 November 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I don't understand why you like that cowboy picture.... That costume was a spur of the moment lark....... Like what you did there Mrs M - good work. Quit prodding her! You're very rude Don't brand me!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #80 November 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I don't understand why you like that cowboy picture.... That costume was a spur of the moment lark....... Like what you did there Mrs M - good work. Quit prodding her! You're very rude Don't brand me! Still not lost that hair Trigger that you've been saddled with. You're an Unwanted Poster (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #81 November 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I don't understand why you like that cowboy picture.... That costume was a spur of the moment lark....... Like what you did there Mrs M - good work. Quit prodding her! You're very rude Don't brand me! Still not lost that hair Trigger that you've been saddled with. You're an Unwanted Poster Sounds like you need to Corral your personal feelings, squire.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #82 November 3, 2010 Why do people have to turn an enjoyable passtime into a duty? Ruins it for me.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #83 November 3, 2010 Quote Why do people have to turn an enjoyable passtime into a duty? Ruins it for me. You must be mocked then.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #84 November 3, 2010 Thanks, round, green thing. You are always there for me that way. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #85 November 3, 2010 QuoteQuote Anyone past the age of 8 that has a "Fow Hawk"(sp?) Fake Mohawk, , ten times more if they are past 18.... Proper spelling is Faux Hawk and those pussies need to harden the fuck up and meet a razor! Xactly, Either do it right, or don't do it at all... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/Icecave.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #86 November 3, 2010 Quote I swear, I'm going to wear a paper sack over my head next year. I can't win. You mean go as a Seattle Mariners fan? Quote Oh! Wait.... are you mocking me? Duh. Never mind. No way. I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #87 November 3, 2010 Quote Quote I swear, I'm going to wear a paper sack over my head next year. I can't win. You mean go as a Seattle Mariners fan? Quote Oh! Wait.... are you mocking me? Duh. Never mind. No way. I You are less than three?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #88 November 3, 2010 I'm only one, but I'm a doozy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #89 November 3, 2010 Quote I'm only one, but I'm a doozy. A dozy what? P.S you had a typo (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #90 November 3, 2010 QuoteQuote Anyone past the age of 8 that has a "Fow Hawk"(sp?) Fake Mohawk, , ten times more if they are past 18.... Proper spelling is Faux Hawk and those pussies need to harden the fuck up and meet a razor! So by fake, you mean they have a buzz cut on the sides or just moussed their hair into a mohawk? Yeah, I've always thought a true mohawk only had hair in a thin strip down the middle of their skull and nothing else."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #91 November 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Anyone past the age of 8 that has a "Fow Hawk"(sp?) Fake Mohawk, , ten times more if they are past 18.... Proper spelling is Faux Hawk and those pussies need to harden the fuck up and meet a razor! So by fake, you mean they have a buzz cut on the sides or just moussed their hair into a mohawk? Yeah, I've always thought a true mohawk only had hair in a thin strip down the middle of their skull and nothing else. No matter how they do it... at least they all look smarter! *I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #92 November 4, 2010 the 40yo guy tailgating me at 70mph on his way to work. He is dreaming that he is drafting me in a NASCAR race and about to make his big move... in his mini-van. Your life is over soccer-dad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #93 November 4, 2010 Quote the 40yo guy tailgating me at 70mph on his way to work. He is dreaming that he is drafting me in a NASCAR race and about to make his big move... in his mini-van. Your life is over soccer-dad. When I was ~20, I had some fool repeatedly tailgating me on the way to work. About the 4th time this happened, I downshifted one gear, keeping my speed constant. Then while watching the fool in the rearview mirror, I abruptly lifted my foot. Just before imminent impact, I floored it and got away. Crazy thing to do, but the sight of him with brakes locked and smoke rolling off all four tires, sliding at an angle down the road was worth it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #94 November 4, 2010 Some places are just exceedingly target rich for mockage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #95 November 4, 2010 Quote Quote the 40yo guy tailgating me at 70mph on his way to work. He is dreaming that he is drafting me in a NASCAR race and about to make his big move... in his mini-van. Your life is over soccer-dad. When I was ~20, I had some fool repeatedly tailgating me on the way to work. About the 4th time this happened, I downshifted one gear, keeping my speed constant. Then while watching the fool in the rearview mirror, I abruptly lifted my foot. Just before imminent impact, I floored it and got away. Crazy thing to do, but the sight of him with brakes locked and smoke rolling off all four tires, sliding at an angle down the road was worth it. Just the other day while on my way to school on the highway, some asshole came screaming up the left lane of a 3 lane highway (I was in the middle) and proceeded to jerk into the small open space between me and the car in front of me right as the road narrowed from 3 to 2 lanes. Some uppity black guy in a small black Mercedes Benz, and then he was wiggling side to side to see what was ahead (at least 5 vehicles in our lane and a couple 18 wheelers in the right lane). So I followed closely behind him for 15 miles. During the whole time I could see him pull out his flip-open phone and talk at least 4 or 5 times. He got up to over 90 mph trying to pull away from me but speed was no object to me. This was also the day after the NASCAR race at the Talladega superspeedway and I knew the state troopers were out in force directing post-race traffic and keeping an eye on things. See, I had a plan and it worked to perfection. While approaching an interchange with post-race traffic getting on the highway, I backed off from the 90+ mph speed and dropped to 75, and the uppity black kept going... BAM! He got busted for speeding most likely. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #96 November 4, 2010 Peopel that get in teh passing lane, (far left) and won't get the fuick out of the way.. Look at it this way dumbasses, If you move over, "I" get the speeding ticket! I just can;t understand hogging the passing lane, pass, then move over....traffic will flow much better! Maybe If I was one of those tailgating assholes they'd move! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #97 November 4, 2010 Quote Peopel that get in teh passing lane, (far left) and won't get the fuick out of the way.. Look at it this way dumbasses, If you move over, "I" get the speeding ticket! I just can;t understand hogging the passing lane, pass, then move over....traffic will flow much better! Maybe If I was one of those tailgating assholes they'd move! Believe me, I'm all for getting out of the left lane if you're not going fast enough. What I can't stand is assholes riding my butt when I'm stuck in the left lane with 18 wheelers on my right and a bunch of cars right in front of me. I suppose it would piss the assholes off more if I simply let off the gas so the 18 wheeler went by and I move over behind it? I've been wanting a sticker on my bumper that says "Go ahead, pass me, I dare you, cop bait" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #98 November 4, 2010 Quote Quote Peopel that get in teh passing lane, (far left) and won't get the fuick out of the way.. Look at it this way dumbasses, If you move over, "I" get the speeding ticket! I just can;t understand hogging the passing lane, pass, then move over....traffic will flow much better! Maybe If I was one of those tailgating assholes they'd move! Believe me, I'm all for getting out of the left lane if you're not going fast enough. What I can't stand is assholes riding my butt when I'm stuck in the left lane with 18 wheelers on my right and a bunch of cars right in front of me. I suppose it would piss the assholes off more if I simply let off the gas so the 18 wheeler went by and I move over behind it? I've been wanting a sticker on my bumper that says "Go ahead, pass me, I dare you, cop bait" Those are special assholes, Like riding your bumper is going to move the poeple around you!back when I worked the Perris school, I was usually late, so in a hurry to get from San Diego to Perris , and always had to allow for that stupid fucking "in country" border check...(fuckers stopped me 4 times there to search my truck or car, till I started filming them doing it, then they left me alone) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #99 November 4, 2010 Posters that play Moderator, by suggestion your post just broke the rules...Trust me, the Mods are reading too, they know their job, Jr.! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #100 November 4, 2010 You beat me to it!!!!!!! (Just read a reply in another thread and had the same thought as you)-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
