Have a great Bonfire Night

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Happy Guy Fawkes Day

[kasch 0]

Bangers and Mash for dinner!

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

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Bangers and Mash for dinner!

Bang on mate... that actually sounds good ... no fish fridays for me thanks

[BillyVance 35]

Saw something in the newspaper about today being the anniversary of an attempt to turn parliament into a bonfire... I'm guessing this is what you're referring to?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[kasch 0]

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holla boys, Holla boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
And what should we do with him? Burn him!

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

[JohnMitchell 16]

Ahhh, thanks for the poetry. I've been looking for a reason to do a bonfire in the backyard.

[kasch 0]

I can't take credit, it was on wikipedia

yay fire

Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

[popsjumper 2]

Guy Fawkes - FAIL!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Guy Fawkes - FAIL!

Hey I liked the costume

TSA had a fit about the real knives I got for it though

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Remember, remember, the 5th of November
The Gunpowder Treason and plot ;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
'Twas his intent.
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below.
Poor old England to overthrow.
By God's providence he was catch'd,
With a dark lantern and burning match
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip Hoorah !
Hip hip Hoorah !
A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope,
A farthing cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down,
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar,'
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head,
Then we'll say: ol'Pope is dead.

[popsjumper 2]

Tell me...here's a guy with kegs of gunpowder, a lit lantern and matches.


....and couldn't start a fire!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Tell me...here's a guy with kegs of gunpowder, a lit lantern and matches.


....and couldn't start a fire!

ames

Do you know the elevation of the Parliament in London??? Its right there on the Thames and in the basement... I am thinking the powder was a wee bit damp...

Old addage from that time about keeping your powder dry comes to mind.

[Skyrad 0]

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Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holla boys, Holla boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
And what should we do with him? Burn him!

And yet they never did burn old Guy Fawkes, he died on the scafold narrowly evading the prospect of being drawn and quatered whilst alive.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Tell me...here's a guy with kegs of gunpowder, a lit lantern and matches.


....and couldn't start a fire!

ames

Do you know the elevation of the Parliament in London??? Its right there on the Thames and in the basement... I am thinking the powder was a wee bit damp...

Old addage from that time about keeping your powder dry comes to mind.

Not much chance of that last night Jeanne, it was lashing down in London, I was drenched.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[Zep 0]

Poor old guy Fawkes,

The only man ever to enter parliament with honest intentions.

Gone fishing