skyrider 0 #1 November 7, 2010 Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn. The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here. According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger. While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.” This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.” When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #2 November 7, 2010 This isn't complete without a picture of the alleged assailant. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report It's scary that one of the "victims" actually stared to head south before becoming overwhelmed by the odor.Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #3 November 7, 2010 Quote This isn't complete without a picture of the alleged assailant. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report It's scary that one of the "victims" actually stared to head south before becoming overwhelmed by the odor. Anybody have a good way to clean vomit off a keyboard? HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 November 7, 2010 QuoteThis isn't complete without a picture of the alleged assailant. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report It's scary that one of the "victims" actually stared to head south before becoming overwhelmed by the odor. Yep, I should have included the picture...I got lazy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #5 November 7, 2010 Can't understand why such a hygenic and eloquent woman would have trouble finding a bed partner. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #6 November 7, 2010 QuoteMellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. Am I to assume that the deadly weapon was the knife and not her stench?"...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #7 November 7, 2010 QuoteQuoteMellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. Am I to assume that the deadly weapon was the knife and not her stench? Only the knife, they couldn't figure out how to bag& tag the Stench/snatch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 November 7, 2010 You should get a lifetime ban for posting this so close to dinner time on the East Coast. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #9 November 7, 2010 Quote You should get a lifetime ban for posting this so close to dinner time on the East Coast. Hummmm.....You owe me for helping with your diet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 November 7, 2010 Quote Quote You should get a lifetime ban for posting this so close to dinner time on the East Coast. Hummmm.....You owe me for helping with your diet! Are you saying I'm fat?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #11 November 8, 2010 QuoteThis isn't complete without a picture of the alleged assailant. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report It's scary that one of the "victims" actually stared to head south before becoming overwhelmed by the odor. And these are the very people who are overpopulating the earth these days!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #12 November 8, 2010 This proves that alcohol is the most dangerous drug around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
