MikeJD 0 #1 November 17, 2010 My pet midge, Mickey, has been breeding like crazy. I'm tired of getting bitten, and nobody will visit me at home any more because they object to being swarmed during dinner. I really need to get the little guy neutered, but I'm guessing it's a pretty delicate and expensive operation. I don't have any insurance for him either, in case it goes wrong. Any ideas? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 November 17, 2010 You know that "midge" is slang for a midget...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #3 November 17, 2010 He's been getting swarmed by Midgets????? That's below the belt.Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #4 November 17, 2010 QuoteYou know that "midge" is slang for a midget... My midge is not a midget. He's a giant among midges. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #5 November 17, 2010 Your fly's open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #6 November 17, 2010 As a fly-fisherman I have used midges often. They work well but it is difficult to get the loop around their little legs."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #7 November 17, 2010 Exactly. So you'll appreciate the challenge of trying to 'fix' one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 November 17, 2010 Quote He's been getting swarmed by Midgets????? That's below the belt. In short, I agree.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 November 17, 2010 Quote Quote He's been getting swarmed by Midgets????? That's below the belt. In short, I agree. It sounds more like a tall tale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
