PiLFy 3 #26 November 13, 2010 I know I shouldn't laugh @this. I know it's cruel to the squirrels. I can't help it. That is too fuqqin funny!! I wish I still knew an old landlord of mine. He'd love this. He had renovated a house & cottage. Squirrels had done a tremendous amount of damage. He was a retired detective. He had an old 10guage shotgun. I always knew when he & the wife were back up from Florida. @8:00AM sharp, I'd be awoken by two 10guage blasts. Followed by the dead squirrels thumpin on the roofs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #27 November 13, 2010 Quote Quote I like squirrels so I really don't find it funny. +1 What? You never heard of a flying squirrel before?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #28 November 16, 2010 Quote Trash bags? Don't you have wheeled hard plastic garbage containers? Exactly, but cats/dogs will get into anything. Not if there's a concrete block on the lid. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Trash bags? Don't you have wheeled hard plastic garbage containers? Exactly, but cats/dogs will get into anything. Not if there's a concrete block on the lid. I have been waiting patiently - where are the commercially available squirrell catapults?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #30 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote I like squirrels so I really don't find it funny. +1 + 1 more ... They taste just like chicken! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #31 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I like squirrels so I really don't find it funny. +1 + 1 more ... They taste just like chicken! Really over cooked stringy chicken, but really good in a soup.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jf951 1 #32 November 16, 2010 Quote I know I shouldn't laugh @this. I know it's cruel to the squirrels. I can't help it. That is too fuqqin funny!! I wish I still knew an old landlord of mine. He'd love this. He had renovated a house & cottage. Squirrels had done a tremendous amount of damage. He was a retired detective. He had an old 10guage shotgun. I always knew when he & the wife were back up from Florida. @8:00AM sharp, I'd be awoken by two 10guage blasts. Followed by the dead squirrels thumpin on the roofs. only two?? i thought fish and game allowed three for hunting. or was he more traditional and stuck to the good old double barrel?Jump more, Bitch less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #33 November 16, 2010 Why would anyone throw away a perfectly good squirel? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #34 November 16, 2010 Quote Why would anyone throw away a perfectly good squirel? It's not "throwing them away"; It is "re-gifting" them to your neighbors."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #35 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Why would anyone throw away a perfectly good squirel? It's not "throwing them away"; It is "re-gifting" them to your neighbors. ohhhhhh...Naighborhood BBQ.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #36 November 17, 2010 Getting the catapault lined up with the squirrel and grill so that the squirrel lands in the grill is the real challenge.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 November 17, 2010 QuoteGetting the catapault lined up with the squirrel and grill so that the squirrel lands in the grill is the real challenge. I always send them to the kitchen so they can be cleaned and seasoned.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #38 November 18, 2010 Dirty Sanchez Dennis Neal is NOT going to like this thread.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 November 18, 2010 QuoteDirty Sanchez Dennis Neal is NOT going to like this thread. Your point?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #40 November 18, 2010 DOH. squirell1My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 November 18, 2010 Quote DOH. squirell1 Where's my friggin Squirell-apult?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
