BillyVance 35 #26 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Have one, and 3 vehicles to choose from. Never had my license taken away. So there. You live in Alabama-so there Where we say thank god for South Carolina or we'd be last in everything! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #27 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Have one, and 3 vehicles to choose from. Never had my license taken away. So there. You live in Alabama-so there Where we say thank god for South Carolina or we'd be last in everything! Yeah - # of rednecks per suare foot is something you really need to be proud of beating SC in.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #28 January 31, 2008 Quote Where we say thank god for South Carolina or we'd be last in everything! But still number one in watching transvestites ball room danceYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #29 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Have one, and 3 vehicles to choose from. Never had my license taken away. So there. You live in Alabama-so there Where we say thank god for South Carolina or we'd be last in everything! Yeah - # of rednecks per suare foot is something you really need to be proud of beating SC in. And rednecks in Alabama can tell the difference between a black and a New Zealand Maori. That wasn't the case a few years ago in SC... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Have one, and 3 vehicles to choose from. Never had my license taken away. So there. You live in Alabama-so there Where we say thank god for South Carolina or we'd be last in everything! Yeah - # of rednecks per suare foot is something you really need to be proud of beating SC in. And rednecks in Alabama can tell the difference between a black and a New Zealand Maori. That wasn't the case a few years ago in SC... Now apparently, they can now, also, tell the difference between the way 4" heels feel as they do the waltz and the Morengay(sp.)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #31 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Have one, and 3 vehicles to choose from. Never had my license taken away. So there. You live in Alabama-so there BWAHHHHH (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #32 August 21, 2008 Seven months later and it's STILL ballroom dancing.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #33 August 21, 2008 Quote Seven months later and it's STILL ballroom dancing. And you're a sad, sad man when you can't let it go. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #34 August 21, 2008 and you're sill having a gay old time dancing around in your evening gownYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #35 August 21, 2008 my eyes!! my eyes!!! between bolas in thongs, billy in ballroom outfits, and the skimpy java girl outfits for either billy or divot..... I think my optic nerves are going to hemorage need mental bleach (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #36 August 21, 2008 Now don't you wish you'd kept that jar of mental disinfectant that I gave you at Skyfest? Oh, and lacy outfits are strictly BillyYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #37 August 21, 2008 lol ya after a good drink of that stuff.... I did good to remember my own name. hmmm but I thought he liked the sparkels and fring stuff (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #38 August 21, 2008 Quotelol ya after a good drink of that stuff But you did step up and try it. You'd be amazed at how many manly men at the R Bros tent were skeered of a little glass jar. I thought i was gonna have to run to the store and get them some ZimasYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #39 August 21, 2008 so thats why I heard them saying.... get the lemon ones (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #40 August 22, 2008 Quote my eyes!! my eyes!!! between bolas in thongs, billy in ballroom outfits, and the skimpy java girl outfits for either billy or divot..... I think my optic nerves are going to hemorage need mental bleach Skimpy Java girl outfits? I somehow was able to avoid that one. Just click here and you'll optic nerve hemoraging should stop. http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3327740/9346602Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #41 August 22, 2008 To be replaced by bleeding from the earsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #42 August 22, 2008 QuoteTo be replaced by bleeding from the ears Does poor namby pamby divot need some audio bleach?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #43 August 22, 2008 Quote Quote To be replaced by bleeding from the ears Does poor namby pamby divot need some audio bleach? That's one thing I will never ever need. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #44 August 22, 2008 This is bad enough to make you react.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 August 22, 2008 QuoteThis is bad enough to make you react. I bet he remembers the song, he wasn't always with "Selective Hearing" you know.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #46 August 22, 2008 QuoteQuoteThis is bad enough to make you react. I bet he remembers the song, he wasn't always with "Selective Hearing" you know. yeah, and if his ears start bleeding he's probably got a couple of tampons in his purse to stuff in 'emYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #47 August 22, 2008 Quote To be replaced by bleeding from the ears I never promised to stop the bleeding. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #48 August 22, 2008 Quote I never promised to stop the bleeding. Now that would be a great line in a songYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #49 November 19, 2010 Quote The wife's turn to watch what she wanted on TV. She chose the America's Ballroom Challenge program on PBS. "Oh great, this is gonna be BORING!" I thought I was gonna have to give up my guy card for sitting through that. Until.... This couple came on the dance floor. The lady was dressed in a tight green mini-dress and silver leg-hugging thigh high fuck-me boots. I thought to myself, "what the hell?? This isn't what I thought should be worn in a ballroom dancing competition!" THAT dance was very entertaining. It was like a mix between ballroom and Brazilian styles or something. Very provocative. For some reason I ignored everything else because I couldn't take my eyes off that lady. I just wanted to kidnap her and fuck her brains out. So, do I keep my guy card? You never HAD a guy card... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #50 November 19, 2010 Quote Quote The wife's turn to watch what she wanted on TV. She chose the America's Ballroom Challenge program on PBS. "Oh great, this is gonna be BORING!" I thought I was gonna have to give up my guy card for sitting through that. Until.... This couple came on the dance floor. The lady was dressed in a tight green mini-dress and silver leg-hugging thigh high fuck-me boots. I thought to myself, "what the hell?? This isn't what I thought should be worn in a ballroom dancing competition!" THAT dance was very entertaining. It was like a mix between ballroom and Brazilian styles or something. Very provocative. For some reason I ignored everything else because I couldn't take my eyes off that lady. I just wanted to kidnap her and fuck her brains out. So, do I keep my guy card? You never HAD a guy card... Why'd it take you almost 3 years to post that? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
