BillyVance 35 #1 January 31, 2008 The wife's turn to watch what she wanted on TV. She chose the America's Ballroom Challenge program on PBS. "Oh great, this is gonna be BORING!" I thought I was gonna have to give up my guy card for sitting through that. Until.... This couple came on the dance floor. The lady was dressed in a tight green mini-dress and silver leg-hugging thigh high fuck-me boots. I thought to myself, "what the hell?? This isn't what I thought should be worn in a ballroom dancing competition!" THAT dance was very entertaining. It was like a mix between ballroom and Brazilian styles or something. Very provocative. For some reason I ignored everything else because I couldn't take my eyes off that lady. I just wanted to kidnap her and fuck her brains out. So, do I keep my guy card? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 January 31, 2008 Look closer at the vowels. That's not a guy card in your wallet. You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 January 31, 2008 Quote Look closer at the vowels. That's not a guy card in your wallet. Oh really? What's that gay card doing in your wallet? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 January 31, 2008 You can do better than that-try againYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 January 31, 2008 Quote You can do better than that-try again Okay, this has futuredivot written all over it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Zt8mn14hY "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 January 31, 2008 Now you're reposting yourself-one last chanceYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 January 31, 2008 Quote Now you're reposting yourself-one last chance Still simmering over the roasting you got last week, eh? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 January 31, 2008 Quote So, do I keep my guy card? No ma'am. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 January 31, 2008 Quote Still simmering over the roasting you got last week, eh? "simmering"? "roasting"? I think you've been playing kitchen bitch too long. It's starting to infect every aspect of your life. Tell the truth, are you fighting the urge to go make a sammich right now?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 January 31, 2008 Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 January 31, 2008 Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! BALLROOM DANCING! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! BALLROOM DANCING! I don't care. She wasn't doing a ballroom dance in the traditional sense. Besides, if I hogged the TV all the time, I wouldn't be married. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! BALLROOM DANCING! Okay Olderthandinosaurstwardo, here's the picture of this pair I was talking about and tell me you wouldn't want to bang her. Have to admit, she did look like a character out of an Austin Powers movie. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! BALLROOM DANCING! Okay Olderthandinosaurstwardo, here's the picture of this pair I was talking about and tell me you wouldn't want to bang her. Umm....Billy....THAT'S NOT A GIRL! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! BALLROOM DANCING! Okay Olderthandinosaurstwardo, here's the picture of this pair I was talking about and tell me you wouldn't want to bang her. Umm....Billy....THAT'S NOT A GIRL! Of course not! Get your mind out of the gutter! It's a LADY!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! BALLROOM DANCING! Okay Olderthandinosaurstwardo, here's the picture of this pair I was talking about and tell me you wouldn't want to bang her. Umm....Billy....THAT'S NOT A GIRL! Of course not! Get your mind out of the gutter! It's a LADY! Yeah...one that nicked her Adam's Apple while shaving before the show...Enlarge that pic...then go bleach out you eyes! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #18 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! BALLROOM DANCING! Okay Olderthandinosaurstwardo, here's the picture of this pair I was talking about and tell me you wouldn't want to bang her. Umm....Billy....THAT'S NOT A GIRL! Of course not! Get your mind out of the gutter! It's a LADY! No really I think he's right, (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! BALLROOM DANCING! Okay Olderthandinosaurstwardo, here's the picture of this pair I was talking about and tell me you wouldn't want to bang her. Have to admit, she did look like a character out of an Austin Powers movie. Isn't that a blue dress? I don't see any green in it at all.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 January 31, 2008 The nearly-see-thru outfits are strictly for the sake of art, not voyeurism. You people just aren't seen-sa-teef enough to know that. Too keep the ratings up, on the next Dancing With the Stars, they will have Pam Lee. She will be wearing most of a leopard-skin bodysuit and they will show her dance moves (hair flip If there is a wardrobe malfunction, it promises to be the highest rated show of 2008. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #21 January 31, 2008 Quote Have to admit, she did look like a character out of an Austin Powers movie. But before make-up, it looked like a character from Austin Powers And Billy, it was ballroom dancingYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #22 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Don't think I can help ya here Billy...I mean B A L L R O O M DANCING! Better grab yer purse and dig out the card. But, but... the lady in thigh high boots looked like a stripper! BALLROOM DANCING! Okay Olderthandinosaurstwardo, here's the picture of this pair I was talking about and tell me you wouldn't want to bang her. Have to admit, she did look like a character out of an Austin Powers movie. Isn't that a blue dress? I don't see any green in it at all. An obvious oversight, I get blue and green mixed up sometimes. I just mentioned green without double-checking, so sue me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 January 31, 2008 Quote An obvious oversight, I get blue and green mixed up sometimes. I just mentioned green without double-checking, so sue me. Good thing that they don't give you a drivers liscense then . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #24 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote An obvious oversight, I get blue and green mixed up sometimes. I just mentioned green without double-checking, so sue me. Good thing that they don't give you a drivers liscense then . . . Have one, and 3 vehicles to choose from. Never had my license taken away. So there. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 January 31, 2008 Quote Have one, and 3 vehicles to choose from. Never had my license taken away. So there. You live in Alabama-so thereYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
