BillyVance 35 #1 November 18, 2010 Before impending death. List them... I'll start: 1. Hold my beer, watch this! 2. No guts, no glory! 3. Yes (answering wife's question about her ass being fat) 4. have fun! FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? Ah well, fuck it.... 4. Oh shit 5. Hmmmm what does this button do? 6."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 November 18, 2010 Do you smell that? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 November 18, 2010 Billy billy billy....shakes head.... I would call you a stupid "know what for" doing this but I will save that one for my 10,000th post TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 November 18, 2010 FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? I remember having more posts than you...not that long ago! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 November 18, 2010 Quote Before impending death. List them... I'll start: 1. Hold my beer, watch this! 2. No guts, no glory! 3. Yes (answering wife's question about her ass being fat) 4. have fun! FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? Ah well, fuck it.... 4. Oh shit 5. Hmmmm what does this button do? 6. 6. Hey Skymama - (Offers Hand Jesture)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 November 18, 2010 Quote FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? I remember having more posts than you...not that long ago! Yeah, we were neck and neck for a month or so, then you went off on one of your European trips and BAM I was gone. I need to get out more. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #7 November 18, 2010 Quote FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? I remember having more posts than you...not that long ago! Ya'll both ran out of anything to say at the same time-you just realized it firstYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? I remember having more posts than you...not that long ago! Ya'll both ran out of anything to say at the same time-you just realized it first Where the fuck are my fuckin' brownies mother fucker!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Before impending death. List them... I'll start: 1. Hold my beer, watch this! 2. No guts, no glory! 3. Yes (answering wife's question about her ass being fat) 4. have fun! FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? Ah well, fuck it.... 4. Oh shit 5. Hmmmm what does this button do? 6. 6. Hey Skymama - (Offers Hand Jesture) That would do it, but I ain't doing it! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? I remember having more posts than you...not that long ago! Ya'll both ran out of anything to say at the same time-you just realized it first ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? I remember having more posts than you...not that long ago! Ya'll both ran out of anything to say at the same time-you just realized it first BITCH!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #12 November 18, 2010 The atheist 1. Oh God! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #13 November 18, 2010 Have you noticed that when you say, "It's just a 5 minute job." it takes an hour or more. Thoughts like that should be a warning bell. How hard can it be? What's the worst that can happen? It needs just a little more. This should be easy. If you're about to do something and any of these thoughts go through you mind, STOP, have a beer and think about it. And have another beer. Then go for it. What the hell. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #14 November 18, 2010 QuoteDo you smell that? Followed by "Give me a light" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 November 18, 2010 But honey I love YOU...now put down the gun! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #16 November 18, 2010 (insert number here) Fuck that, I've pencil packed a hundred times it is safe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 November 18, 2010 QuoteThe atheist 1. Oh God, please help me!! FIFYI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #18 November 18, 2010 No really, the breaker is off! topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #19 November 18, 2010 I used cliff dive here when I was a kid, the water is plenty deep... (Near miss, really happened, someone had driven a truck of the cliff, I had turned back to feet down , under water, fust as my feet hit the hood, It was a Crane truck, the boom, was less than 5 feet under water!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #20 November 18, 2010 Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I've done it a thousand times before.Pilot last words: Don't worry, those fuel gauges always read low. No, there's plenty of room under that bridge. He has to see us. (those are reportedly James Dean's actual last words) "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 November 18, 2010 Stupid fucker. CSpencefly specialty. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 November 18, 2010 What could possibly go wrong?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #23 November 18, 2010 Don't worry. It'll work. I saw this on a cartoon once...I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #24 November 18, 2010 3 more posts and you will hit 1000! --------------------------------------------- Really, It's okay to post on dz.com all day instead of working. Your boss wont mind because he knows you need to increase your post numbers... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #25 November 18, 2010 Quote 3 more posts and you will hit 1000! LMAO! So he's owed a pieing when he does? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
