LuckyMcSwervy 0 #51 November 18, 2010 Quote Sounds like someone needs a little sympathy sex. Jesus, I probably do!! Haven't gotten laid in about 6 months Although to be fair it hasn't been due to a lack of opportunity so I can't really complain. Although my drought just ended (I seriously thought I would DIE before I ever had sex again. Seriously.) I was looking at a little over 6 months, too. Plenty of opportunities but I just wasn't interested in any of the dudes. They only wanted hit and runs. I just can't do that. Don't sacrifice what you really want because then you're only going to feel worse once you do it.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #52 November 18, 2010 Quote [Scuba Boy fucked my head so badly it has taken me months and months and months to get over it, with lots and lots of introspection and even with a little get back together time in between "the end" and "THE END". Nitrogen narcosis."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #53 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote [Scuba Boy fucked my head so badly it has taken me months and months and months to get over it, with lots and lots of introspection and even with a little get back together time in between "the end" and "THE END". Nitrogen narcosis. The 'Bends' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #54 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote [Scuba Boy fucked my head so badly it has taken me months and months and months to get over it, with lots and lots of introspection and even with a little get back together time in between "the end" and "THE END". Nitrogen narcosis. The 'Bends' Maybe she wanted to buddy breathe?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #55 November 18, 2010 QuoteWasn't expecting a guy so out of my league to be so nice to me. I don't like reading this; you should never feel like any guy is out of your league!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #56 November 18, 2010 QuoteQuoteWasn't expecting a guy so out of my league to be so nice to me. I don't like reading this; you should never feel like any guy is out of your league! Even in reality?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #57 November 18, 2010 Quote Well, it's the first time I experienced this and the circumstances are a bit unique. Argh.. I started to write up the whole story, but any way I write it I feel more and more like an ass.. Whatever. You're probably all right. I'm an ass and should move on and not believe sweet-talkers no matter how sincere they seem. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Your not an ass. I don't think anybody said that. Just for some of us it takes some time to get so attached. I'm sure for me it is partly a protective mechanism to avoid the sort of diappointment you are feeling. Live and learn, that's all any of us can do."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #58 November 18, 2010 QuoteEven in reality? Well, of course a convicted murderer probably doesn't stand a chance with the Queen of England, but for regular people I think everyone has something to offer. Karen seems like she's smart, kind, fun, adventurous and is definitely cute...how could he be out of her league?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #59 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Even in reality? Well, of course a convicted murderer probably doesn't stand a chance with the Queen of England, but for regular people I think everyone has something to offer. Karen seems like she's smart, kind, fun, adventurous and is definitely cute...how could he be out of her league? I was talking about you and me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #60 November 18, 2010 QuoteQuoteEven in reality? Well, of course a convicted murderer probably doesn't stand a chance with the Queen of England, but for regular people I think everyone has something to offer. Karen seems like she's smart, kind, fun, adventurous and is definitely cute...how could he be out of her league? Thinking somebody is out of your league also means you may act differently around them.....smells of possible desperation."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #61 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Even in reality? Well, of course a convicted murderer probably doesn't stand a chance with the Queen of England, but for regular people I think everyone has something to offer. Karen seems like she's smart, kind, fun, adventurous and is definitely cute...how could he be out of her league? I was talking about you and me. You just keep swingin' for the fence kid, but truth is, you'll never get outta the minors! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #62 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Even in reality? Well, of course a convicted murderer probably doesn't stand a chance with the Queen of England, but for regular people I think everyone has something to offer. Karen seems like she's smart, kind, fun, adventurous and is definitely cute...how could he be out of her league? I was talking about you and me. You just keep swingin' for the fence kid, but truth is, you'll never get outta the minors! Hell man, I'd never even get to the batter's box!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #63 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Even in reality? Well, of course a convicted murderer probably doesn't stand a chance with the Queen of England, but for regular people I think everyone has something to offer. Karen seems like she's smart, kind, fun, adventurous and is definitely cute...how could he be out of her league? I was talking about you and me. You just keep swingin' for the fence kid, but truth is, you'll never get outta the minors! Hell man, I'd never even get to the batter's box! Sux to be you!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #64 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Even in reality? Well, of course a convicted murderer probably doesn't stand a chance with the Queen of England, but for regular people I think everyone has something to offer. Karen seems like she's smart, kind, fun, adventurous and is definitely cute...how could he be out of her league? I was talking about you and me. You just keep swingin' for the fence kid, but truth is, you'll never get outta the minors! Hell man, I'd never even get to the batter's box! Don't choke up on the grip so much! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #65 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Even in reality? Well, of course a convicted murderer probably doesn't stand a chance with the Queen of England, but for regular people I think everyone has something to offer. Karen seems like she's smart, kind, fun, adventurous and is definitely cute...how could he be out of her league? I was talking about you and me. You just keep swingin' for the fence kid, but truth is, you'll never get outta the minors! Hell man, I'd never even get to the batter's box! Don't choke up on the grip so much Often! FIFYI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #66 November 18, 2010 Seems to me that if she gives you her cell number. You excuse yourself for a second "be right back" and call from the next room and ask her out on a real date then come back and act like you just stepped away But I haven't been dating for a LONG time - so what would I know (the real followup call should be the next day though) I think, though, if a girl used the term "fancy" and she didn't have a cute british accent, then that would be some kind of sign..... ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #67 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote [Scuba Boy fucked my head so badly it has taken me months and months and months to get over it, with lots and lots of introspection and even with a little get back together time in between "the end" and "THE END". Nitrogen narcosis. The 'Bend-overs' You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #68 November 18, 2010 My strategy is somewhat unorthodox, I always kiss the girl before I ask for her number and it ALWAYS works. Been testing it for the last few months and it simply works. Here's my strategy: I go to clubs frequently and if I like a girl I'll say hi (sometimes not even that), dance with her for a couple minutes or so and then when she is facing away from me, put my hands on her hips, turn her around quick and decisively and just kiss her. Haven't gotten denied a single time and must have done it at least a dozen times now. I then keep dancing and kissing and ask for the number if she wants to leave (without me). Oh and I just started using the following text message as my next afternoon (I always text the next day, 3 day rule is bullshit) text: Question: Leather Lace or Licorice So far it works great. PS: No one is allowed to use that strategy in the greater San Diego area, I don't want it to get old! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #69 November 18, 2010 Quote Your not an ass. I don't think anybody said that. Just for some of us it takes some time to get so attached. I'm sure for me it is partly a protective mechanism to avoid the sort of diappointment you are feeling. Live and learn, that's all any of us can do. The thing that is really upsetting me isn't that it was all bollocks... What I find upsetting is that I fell for it. It's the fact that I completely misjudged the guy and believed a whole lot of bullshit. I'm horrified that I would be "conned" in this way - I'm generally a pretty cynical person, and I don't feel emotional about someone so quickly usually. So falling for a guy doesn't make me an ass... But falling for this one obviously does. I simply can't think of a good reason why he wouldn't at least respond to my text. The only logical conclusion is that he was playing me and he didn't manage to score so he dropped it. End of."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #70 November 18, 2010 your life could compete with "The young and the Restless" you should get someone to script it out for you, "The Day 2 Day Saga of the life that is Nataly" You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManagingPrime 0 #71 November 18, 2010 Wow...This guy was a really smooth talker, huh? Being around SD I'm surprised your not more impervious. Don't take it too hard...could be worse. You could be jaded and unreceptive when a good guy does come around. For the poll. Next day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #72 November 19, 2010 Quote...he didn't manage to score ... Ah. Thus answering McSwervy's burning question. So is this guy a frog? I mean, that's how the French express affection: through outward affectation of indifference, with a Gallic shrug, right? So maybe it's cultural differences: the more he ignores you, the more he wants you. I think you should find out where he lives, throw on a French maid's outfit, and present yourself at his doorstep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #73 November 19, 2010 Quote Quote [Scuba Boy fucked my head so badly it has taken me months and months and months to get over it, with lots and lots of introspection and even with a little get back together time in between "the end" and "THE END". Nitrogen narcosis. Well it certainly wasn't euphoric. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #74 November 19, 2010 Quote What I find upsetting is that I fell for it. It's the fact that I completely misjudged the guy and believed a whole lot of bullshit. I'm horrified that I would be "conned" in this way - I'm generally a pretty cynical person, and I don't feel emotional about someone so quickly usually. But on the bright side, it gives me hope that I might have a chance."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #75 November 19, 2010 Quote Scuba Boy fucked my head Actually, that image is kinda hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
