airtwardo 7 #1 November 23, 2010 ~Just shredded NINE trash bags full of useless papers cleaning up the office! This is kinda fun! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 November 23, 2010 Quote ~Just shredded NINE trash bags full of useless papers cleaning up the office! This is kinda fun! I really like my wood stove... NO ONE could ever piece the ashes back together to get a SSAN, bank number, or those silly damn checks they send out from the credit card companiesOn the Red Bull thing.... duuude.. the stuff is vile Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 November 23, 2010 the papyrus didn't clog the shredder?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 November 23, 2010 Quotethe papyrus didn't clog the shredder? I got the 'Monster Muncher 3000'...it even pulverizes the stone tablets! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 November 23, 2010 Quote 'Monster Muncher' That's what I called a chick I dated in between wives. Is your shredder a size 5 blond with serious sociopathic behavior issues? Ask her if I can have my CD's back.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 November 23, 2010 Just a regular day at the Enron offices?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 November 23, 2010 QuoteQuote 'Monster Muncher' That's what I called a chick I dated in between wives. Is your shredder a size 5 blond with serious sociopath behavior issues? Ask her if I can have my CD's back. Was the the chick you use to call Enterprise...you said you felt like you were on a mission to boldly go where no man had gone before?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 3 #8 November 23, 2010 Hey now that you've emptied out those bags, don't let them go to waste - jump them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #9 November 23, 2010 I have a wood stove (1910's) and Redbull, come on over...just burning paper right? I am out of wood, I haev a lot of Redbull, and a little bit of paper, But I am out of wood, so if you want to burn woood I do have a chain saw and a pick up, and even knwo where there is free dead wood, we don't want to cut illegal wood, it has to be free legal wood...I'd hate to go to jail for cutting wood just to burn documents in my antique wood burning stove, ut fuck it, I'm bored, lest go for it , I know where free woood is...because we don;t want to cu illegal wood we cou;d get in trouble, I have had ebough trouble in my life, I don;t need more trouble.. So we on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #10 November 24, 2010 Quote I have a wood stove (1910's) and Redbull, come on over...just burning paper right? I am out of wood, I haev a lot of Redbull, and a little bit of paper, But I am out of wood, so if you want to burn woood I do have a chain saw and a pick up, and even knwo where there is free dead wood, we don't want to cut illegal wood, it has to be free legal wood...I'd hate to go to jail for cutting wood just to burn documents in my antique wood burning stove, ut fuck it, I'm bored, lest go for it , I know where free woood is...because we don;t want to cu illegal wood we cou;d get in trouble, I have had ebough trouble in my life, I don;t need more trouble.. So we on? Wood ya think ya said wood enough times already??Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 November 24, 2010 Quote Was the the chick you use to call Enterprise...you said you felt like you were on a mission to boldly go where no man had gone before?? Nah, it was Carousel-because everybody took a turnYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 November 24, 2010 Quote On the Red Bull thing.... duuude.. the stuff is vile Agreed. I tried it once, and that was enough.I have an annual shredder day, (usually around New Years), when I go through all my files and purge out the outdated stuff. It is either that or buy another file cabinet every year."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 November 24, 2010 You and Amazon got that right! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #14 November 24, 2010 QuoteJust a regular day at the Enron offices? Where do you think he got the shredder?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #15 November 24, 2010 QuoteYou and Amazon got that right! Chuck +1 AGREED.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 November 24, 2010 Quote Quote You and Amazon got that right! Chuck +1 AGREED. In the few times I tried to drink the stuff whether room temp or very cold I could not quite figure out what that friggin "flavor" was supposed to be not to mention the after taste ... yucka pucka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 November 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote You and Amazon got that right! Chuck +1 AGREED. In the few times I tried to drink the stuff whether room temp or very cold I could not quite figure out what that friggin "flavor" was supposed to be not to mention the after taste ... yucka pucka The after taste is completely cancelled out if you add enough Vodka.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 November 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote You and Amazon got that right! Chuck +1 AGREED. In the few times I tried to drink the stuff whether room temp or very cold I could not quite figure out what that friggin "flavor" was supposed to be not to mention the after taste ... yucka pucka When that crap first came-out, one of the women at our DZ tried some and immediately spit it out, with a real twisted look on her face. She said; "It tastes like cum!" I wouldn't know about that but I do know, it's nasty! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 November 24, 2010 QuoteQuoteYou and Amazon got that right! Chuck +1 AGREED. Anyone who drinks that stuff has a taste for roughness, for sure! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #20 November 25, 2010 Id rather drink rubbin alcohol over vodka. Tastes like crapThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #21 November 25, 2010 Quote When that crap first came-out, one of the women at our DZ tried some and immediately spit it out, with a real twisted look on her face. She said; "It tastes like cum!" Hmmm... So giving a chick a can of Red Bull can determine if she spits or swallows? This could be useful information."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #22 November 25, 2010 Quote Quote When that crap first came-out, one of the women at our DZ tried some and immediately spit it out, with a real twisted look on her face. She said; "It tastes like cum!" Hmmm... So giving a chick a can of Red Bull can determine if she spits or swallows? This could be useful information. Or you could ask someone who actually likes that crap if they also like the flavor of licking dog ass by proxy. This could be useful information Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 November 25, 2010 Quote Quote When that crap first came-out, one of the women at our DZ tried some and immediately spit it out, with a real twisted look on her face. She said; "It tastes like cum!" Hmmm... So giving a chick a can of Red Bull can determine if she spits or swallows? This could be useful information. I never thought of that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 November 25, 2010 Quote Quote Quote When that crap first came-out, one of the women at our DZ tried some and immediately spit it out, with a real twisted look on her face. She said; "It tastes like cum!" Hmmm... So giving a chick a can of Red Bull can determine if she spits or swallows? This could be useful information. Or you could ask someone who actually likes that crap if they also like the flavor of licking dog ass by proxy. This could be useful information Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
