iluvtofly 0 #1 June 4, 2010 is he a total pervert? This came up in a conversation. So I figured the best way to settle it was through a poll. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 June 4, 2010 Dunno if he's GOD, but he'd do until a better one comes along ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 June 4, 2010 QuoteDunno if he's GOD, but he'd do until a better one comes along I meant that as, all other men are jealous of him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remibond 0 #4 June 4, 2010 Divide by two, add seven. The system is never wrong (but I still vote no) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 June 4, 2010 Quote Quote Dunno if he's GOD, but he'd do until a better one comes along I meant that as, all other men are jealous of him. So did I! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #6 June 4, 2010 Depends. Is he using a feather or the whole chicken?HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 June 4, 2010 I'm married to a woman my age, and I'm still a total pervert! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 June 5, 2010 What the hell does age difference have to do with perversion???It is still two consensenting adults. Now if mayonnaise, rope, and a Great Dane are involved, then we can talk about perversion. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 June 5, 2010 Quote I'm married to a woman my age, and I'm still a total pervert! We already knew that Rem! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #10 June 5, 2010 Quote I'm married to a woman my age, and I'm still a total pervert! This post is worthless without pictures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #11 June 5, 2010 Quote Quote I'm married to a woman my age, and I'm still a total pervert! This post is worthless without pictures. Do you really want pictures of ropes & dogs & mayo & nekked people?HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 June 5, 2010 Are we talking about Turtle again???????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 June 5, 2010 QuoteDo you really want pictures of ropes & dogs & mayo & nekked people? Well, maybe not the dogs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #14 June 5, 2010 QuoteQuoteDo you really want pictures of ropes & dogs & mayo & nekked people? Well, maybe not the dogs. Sorry, it's a package deal.HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #15 June 5, 2010 Quote Are we talking about Turtle again???????? LOL! Yeah, right! Like Turtle is getting any ass... except when his finger rips through the tiolet paper! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 June 5, 2010 Quote Quote Are we talking about Turtle again???????? LOL! Yeah, right! Like Turtle is getting any ass... except when his finger rips through the tiolet paper! DUUUDE.. think tandem students that don't know any better...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #17 June 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Are we talking about Turtle again???????? LOL! Yeah, right! Like Turtle is getting any ass... except when his finger rips through the tiolet paper! DUUUDE.. think tandem students that don't know any better...... I stand corrected. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #18 June 5, 2010 Quote is he a total pervert? This came up in a conversation. So I figured the best way to settle it was through a poll. My last wife. Damn she could suck the chrome off a....... Only cost a 200K I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,108 #19 June 5, 2010 QuoteQuoteDunno if he's GOD, but he'd do until a better one comes along I meant that as, all other men are jealous of him. There's more to hotness than age.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 June 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Dunno if he's GOD, but he'd do until a better one comes along I meant that as, all other men are jealous of him. There's more to hotness than age. You only say that beause you are old.And I am a good boy now - rmember - New and improved, nicer more gentile turtle.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 June 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Dunno if he's GOD, but he'd do until a better one comes along I meant that as, all other men are jealous of him. There's more to hotness than age. You only say that beause you are old.And I am a good boy now - rmember - New and improved, nicer more gentile turtle. You got clipped too?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #22 June 5, 2010 What about those 35 yr old divorced women that were all over me when I was 20?Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 June 5, 2010 Quote What about those 35 yr old divorced women that were all over me when I was 20? "Mrs. Robinson, are trying to seduce me?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 June 5, 2010 Quote What about those 35 yr old divorced women that were all over me when I was 20? Sweet!I bet that was some damn good instruction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #25 June 5, 2010 Quote Fuck that. I'm 28 and I'm banging an 19 year old. As far as I'm concerned I'm not a damn pervert... ok well maybe I am but not for banging a 19 year old. 28/2 + 7 = 21. Pervert. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites