Return her snowman!

[Skyrad 0]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20101203/tuk-women-calls-999-over-snowman-theft-6323e80.html

Like somethng out of Monty Python:

In the call, the woman tells the operator: "There's been a theft from outside my house. I haven't been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he's gone."

The [police emergency] operator asks "Who's gone?" and the woman replies: "My snowman. I thought that with it being icy and there not being anybody about, he'd be safe."

The incredulous operator asks her: "Do you mean an ornament?" The woman replies: "No, a snowman made of snow, I made him myself. It ain't a nice road but you don't expect anybody to nick your snowman."

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[shropshire 0]

Bwhaaaaaaaa.

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[LadyDoc 0]

what an idiot.

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

[nigel99 689]

yeah I thought it was funny too.

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[kasch 0]

lol thats hysterical. imagine being that emergency operator?

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[Skyrad 0]

What kind of a nutter uses teaspoons for arms? How big was this Snowman? Sounds more like she made a Snow Tyranasaurus Rex!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[jakee 1,649]

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What kind of a nutter uses teaspoons for arms? How big was this Snowman? Sounds more like she made a Snow Tyranasaurus Rex!

In my mind it's like a little Snow Potato-Head

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[Niki1 2]

It would have to be a cold hearted person to steal a snowman.

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

[shropshire 0]

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome