The loving, supporting wife

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Nigel99 was stuck in town so we went to grab dinner last night. Totally at random we ended up at my wife's favorite restaurant (she stayed home to grade papers). I called her on the way home and told her where we went-instant response, "I hope everyone thought ya'll were gay."
BTW, if you get a chance to meet Nigel-do it. A good guy.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[popsjumper 2]

So...did you lie to her and say, "No, I'm not"?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!

[nigel99 617]

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Nigel99 was stuck in town so we went to grab dinner last night. Totally at random we ended up at my wife's favorite restaurant (she stayed home to grade papers). I called her on the way home and told her where we went-instant response, "I hope everyone thought ya'll were gay."
BTW, if you get a chance to meet Nigel-do it. A good guy.

Random and she believed you?

Thanks it was a great time and very good steak.

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[cocheese 0]

My uncle once said "Never tell your wife which restaurants you like."

He never told me why. Does this make any sense to any of you married guys? Can someone tell me why?

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My uncle once said "Never tell your wife which restaurants you like."

He never told me why. Does this make any sense to any of you married guys? Can someone tell me why?

'Cause ya don't want her showin' up when yer on a date with her sister!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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My uncle once said "Never tell your wife which restaurants you like."

He never told me why. Does this make any sense to any of you married guys? Can someone tell me why?

Yoru Uncle may just be your father!

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Random and she believed you?

Hey-my first idea was just to blame everything on you.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[nigel99 617]

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My uncle once said "Never tell your wife which restaurants you like."

He never told me why. Does this make any sense to any of you married guys? Can someone tell me why?

Cause like married sex they will be with held

A variation - don't tell your wife that you eat at "good" restaurants when on business - its McDonalds every night for me. For some reason it really winds her up - she doesn't understand that restaurants every night for 2 weeks can get really old.

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[iluvtofly 0]

I was expecting this post to be about Turtle.

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I was expecting this post to be about Turtle.

Don't worry he showed me that he has a pic of turtle on his phone

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[billvon 3,118]

>My uncle once said "Never tell your wife which restaurants you like."

Because for some couples the conversation will evolve like this:

M: Let's go to Joe's Seafood
W: We always go to your favorite place! We can't afford it! We never go to my favorite place!
M: We haven't been there in a year, and we were at your favorite place last week.
W: Oh, so now you want to keep score? Fine. You check with me every time you want to eat out from here on out.

As opposed to:

M: Let's go to Jack's Overpriced Steakhouse
W: We can't afford it!
M: OK, then, let's go to Jim's Closed Teryaki Joint
W: We can't, they just closed.
M: Well, what's left? I guess we could go by Joe's Seafood as a last choice.
W: OK, fine.

That way the woman gets a feeling of power (she has rejected the first two choices) and feels in control.

Needless to say, if that's an important issue in the relationship, the couple has way more problems than what restaurant to eat at.

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I was expecting this post to be about Turtle.

Don't worry he showed me that he has a pic of turtle on his phone

Et tu, Brute?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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I was expecting this post to be about Turtle.

Don't worry he showed me that he has a pic of turtle on his phone

Why would you want to see a pic he has of Turtle? I won't even ASK what Turtle was doing in the pic.

[Andy9o8 2]

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My uncle once said "Never tell your wife which restaurants you like." He never told me why. Does this make any sense to any of you married guys?

Yes.

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Can someone tell me why?

No.

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I was expecting this post to be about Turtle.

Don't worry he showed me that he has a pic of turtle on his phone

Why would you want to see a pic he has of Turtle? I won't even ASK what Turtle was doing in the pic.

You didn't say you didn't want to know, just that you wouldn't ask...

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[popsjumper 2]

Nigel made it here. We'll make an extra effort to NOT corrupt him...maybe.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Call me if I need to post bond

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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Nigel made it here. We'll make an extra effort to NOT corrupt him...maybe.

I forgot to ask you if Nigel gave you the message from me.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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Nigel made it here. We'll make an extra effort to NOT corrupt him...maybe.

I forgot to ask you if Nigel gave you the message from me.

Sorry I was a bit taken aback when as I got out the car I could see that you were right - Andy looks just like his avatar and with the distraction I forgot to give me message.

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.