SpeedRacer 1 #26 December 20, 2007 That ROCKED!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #27 December 20, 2007 Quote My absolute least favorite is 'Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time' by Paul McCartney. That song absolutely drives me up the wall. I think what irritates me the most is the fact that IMO one of the best song writers/singers of our time would actually produce such a piece of shit. DING DING DING - we have a winner. I HATE this song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #28 December 20, 2007 QuoteMy absolute least favorite is 'Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time' by Paul McCartney. That song absolutely drives me up the wall. I think what irritates me the most is the fact that IMO one of the best song writers/singers of our time would actually produce such a piece of shit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You mean much like Bruce Springstean did? You know, I was never a Springsteen fan. I know he is hugely popular and very talented, but I just never liked his voice. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #29 December 20, 2007 You have to love the New version of Rudolf with Jack Johnson (about at 1:21 to get what I'm talkin' about). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzCrdQXKx1U Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #30 December 20, 2007 Mine whould have to be those annoying little chipmink fuckers.A close second is a tie between the 'porky pig does blue christmas' and the 'hippopotamus for xmas' song.I hate all 3! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #31 December 20, 2007 I nominate "Happy Xmas", by John Lennon of all people. The "war is over if you want it" parts which the choir keeps on bleating just makes me sick. So this is Xmas And what have you done Another year over And a new one just begun And so this is Xmas I hope you have fun The near and the dear one The old and the young A very Merry Xmas And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear And so this is Xmas For weak and for strong For rich and the poor ones The world is so wrong And so happy Xmas For black and for white For yellow and red ones Let's stop all the fight A very Merry Xmas And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear And so this is Xmas And what have we done Another year over A new one just begun And so happy Xmas We hope you have fun The near and the dear one The old and the young A very Merry Xmas And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear War is over, if you want it War is over now But, of the choices offered, I'd have to say "Dogs barking Jingle bells" - leaving its competitors a respectable distance behind it "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #32 December 20, 2007 Quote That Grandma got cornholed by a reindeer shit drives me up the wall. Yah, and once you hear it, it never goes away. I think of the old movie scenes where the insane assylum is full of nuts screaming people, and I think they must have been exposed to that song and can't get it out of their heads...skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #33 December 20, 2007 No shit. I used to like that song, simply because *finally* something else than "Oh come all ye faithful" and the like had come along. Then my parents just had to go and buy a plastic reindeer head wreathed in fake holly to put on their front door. And every time someone comes near the dratted thing, it goes: "Hey - Have you seen Grandma around? Under the slei-eigh!? Well, don't look at me! It wasn't me drivin'!" And then it starts to sing that dratted song. Somehow, Christmas never has been the same since that accursed and dark Christmas of 2003."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #34 December 20, 2007 Howzabout: "Good King Wenslas car backed out, on a piece of Stephen, Steven's brains spread all about, His mommy was a' screamin, Stephen was a stupid boy, Always dumb and foolish When Good King Wenslas car backed out, It was for everyone's own good..." Or the other famous bit: "While shepherds washed their socks by night, All seated on the ground...." Personally, I can't stand any of em'. Call me a humbug. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #35 December 20, 2007 QuoteHowzabout: "Good King Wenslas car backed out, on a piece of Stephen, Steven's brains spread all about, His mommy was a' screamin, Stephen was a stupid boy, Always dumb and foolish When Good King Wenslas car backed out, It was for everyone's own good..." Or the other famous bit: "While shepherds washed their socks by night, All seated on the ground...." Personally, I can't stand any of em'. Call me a humbug. I used to like "The Restroom door said Gentlemen" to the tune of God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen and "Walking 'round in Womens Underwear" to Walking in a Winter WonderlandskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #36 December 20, 2007 Quote You have to love the New version of Rudolf with Jack Johnson (about at 1:21 to get what I'm talkin' about). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzCrdQXKx1U Oh. My. God. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 December 20, 2007 The most annoying x-mas song EVER - All I want for Christmas Is My Two Front TeethI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #38 December 20, 2007 oh crap, I should have included that one! I gotta say the McCartney song for me though. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #39 December 22, 2007 Glad you liked it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #40 December 13, 2010 The Paul McCartney song was playing in the supermarket today when I was trapped in line. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #41 December 14, 2010 Quote The Paul McCartney song was playing in the supermarket today when I was trapped in line. At least we don't have to deal with them all day every day like the folks that work in retail. Though when the clerk at the local CVS complained to me on December 7 that she "couldn't believe they were playing Christmas music this early" I thought she should consider herself lucky since many retailers have had their holiday stuff (and the matching music) out since Labor Day."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #42 December 14, 2010 The absolute WORST is Judy Garland doing "Have Youself a Merry Little Christmas." That song is so depressing you would be glad to have an athiest cut your throat.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #43 December 14, 2010 Quote What's the most annoying Christmas song? Any TV or radio commercial that uses dumb, product lyrics over a "traditional" melody; like (to the tune of "Deck the Halls): "Get an oil change and a lube job..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #44 December 14, 2010 Quote Any TV or radio commercial that uses dumb, product lyrics over a "traditional" melody; like (to the tune of "Deck the Halls): "Get an oil change and a lube job..." This."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #45 December 14, 2010 Apparently nobody here had heard the song, "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas". I'm sure it would have come up by now if you had.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #46 December 14, 2010 This song is not on the list "Carol Of The Bells" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o-p-OAWmsY&feature=youtube_gdata_playerSpeedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jf951 1 #47 December 14, 2010 Quote Reviving an old poll, but this time with more options & multiple answers. Go nuts. lady fucking gagas christmas tree song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIYVcdcYD18 just to let the rest of you suffer Jump more, Bitch less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #48 December 14, 2010 Have you ever heard "Walking Around in Womens Undwerwear" To the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland? It was only amusing the first time I heard it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #49 December 14, 2010 Quote lady fucking gagas christmas tree song. Crappy song but I like the sentiment. After all, who doesn't like under-the-tree-sex?I like all the old Christmas songs I grew up with. I hate the Grandma song and the Barking Dogs. All the celebrity Christmas vanity projects I can tune out pretty well. I do enjoy hearing The Waitresses doing Christmas Wrapping. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SzjDOk_u9I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #50 December 14, 2010 Quote Quote lady fucking gagas christmas tree song. Crappy song but I like the sentiment. After all, who doesn't like under-the-tree-sex?I like all the old Christmas songs I grew up with. I hate the Grandma song and the Barking Dogs. All the celebrity Christmas vanity projects I can tune out pretty well. I do enjoy hearing The Waitresses doing Christmas Wrapping. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SzjDOk_u9I Me. Evergreens make me break out in hives, not a good thing with those...areas...exposed.What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
