I'm going to sue the "Cracks" and the "Cocks".

[grimmie 186]

So for the last month I have been hearing it on the radio, you know, "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
But all I hear is "Five Blllloooooooowwwwww jobs".
"Twelve twats a twitching, and hand job in an old threeeee.....Damn it!

And then the icing on the cake. I'm watching the Wizard of Oz last week with Mo. And Dorothy starts singing..."Somewhere, over the prairie, Skyvan flies..." I start laughing and my five year old daughter asks what's so funny.

I can't take it anymore!!!!



MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

[warpedskydiver 0]

No, it is "Somewhere there is Rainbo and he can fly"

[NWFlyer 2]

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I start laughing and my five year old daughter asks what's so funny.

Yeah, I guess she's still a bit young for you to explain those lines about the special seat.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[warpedskydiver 0]

I bet you get a good arch after that ride to altitude.

Or does it make it hard to think?

[Shell666 0]

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So for the last month I have been hearing it on the radio, you know, "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
But all I hear is "Five Blllloooooooowwwwww jobs".
"Twelve twats a twitching, and hand job in an old threeeee.....Damn it!

And then the icing on the cake. I'm watching the Wizard of Oz last week with Mo. And Dorothy starts singing..."Somewhere, over the prairie, Skyvan flies..." I start laughing and my five year old daughter asks what's so funny.

I can't take it anymore!!!!



MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

SQUIRT! SQUIRT!

You're welcome! We'll sing a few this February just because!

BTW, remember when we had to call Joy at 4am in '97 because we couldn't remember one of the 12 Days?! And she ANSWERED and grabbed the Chorus Book and TOLD us what it was!!!

Merry Ho Ho to you and Kristine and the kidlets! CYA in about 6-ish weeks!

'Shell

[Shell666 0]

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I bet you get a good arch after that ride to altitude.

Or does it make it hard to think?

We don't think with our cracks.

'Shell

[Bolas 5]

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So for the last month I have been hearing it on the radio, you know, "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
But all I hear is "Five Blllloooooooowwwwww jobs".
"Twelve twats a twitching, and hand job in an old threeeee.....Damn it!

And then the icing on the cake. I'm watching the Wizard of Oz last week with Mo. And Dorothy starts singing..."Somewhere, over the prairie, Skyvan flies..." I start laughing and my five year old daughter asks what's so funny.

I can't take it anymore!!!!



MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

It's "Five Blo-ow jo-o-o-obs."

And you have to do the Mad John conducting the note changes with his hands.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[grimmie 186]

4 am, we must have been drinking.

[skyrider 0]

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So for the last month I have been hearing it on the radio, you know, "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
But all I hear is "Five Blllloooooooowwwwww jobs".
"Twelve twats a twitching, and hand job in an old threeeee.....Damn it!

And then the icing on the cake. I'm watching the Wizard of Oz last week with Mo. And Dorothy starts singing..."Somewhere, over the prairie, Skyvan flies..." I start laughing and my five year old daughter asks what's so funny.

I can't take it anymore!!!!



MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Daddies been hittin the Bong..[/;)]

Merrry Christmas Grimm...