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Jewish Christmas

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I think this is SC avoidable..(I hope)

The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: "What do you do at Christmas
time?

Patrick addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers
and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home
very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our
stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas
to come with all our toys.

"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at
Christmas?"

Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church with Mom and Dad
and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and
milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep,
waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave
him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do
at Christmas?"

Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year...Dad comes home from
the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce; then we drive to Dad's
toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves...And
begin to sing: What A Friend We Have In Jesus. Then we all go to the
Bahamas."

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Well, it's the same thing every year...



What a disappointment it will be for Isaac this year when he realizes Christmas falls on Shabbat and he finds himself in the synagogue, not the Bahamas.

:)
"It's hard to have fun at 4-way unless your whole team gets down to the ground safely to do it again!"--Northern California Skydiving League re USPA Safety Day, March 8, 2014

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