wlie 0 #1 January 14, 2003 From the news that I can't fake up - You better not stink if you're gonna ride the bus in Bend, OR Are old ladies wearing sticking perfumes included?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 January 14, 2003 What if I fart?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 January 14, 2003 Of course, if you're in Bend, Oregon to begin with...does it matter all that much? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #4 January 14, 2003 you get ejected from the vehicle while it is moving if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 January 14, 2003 I've got a friend who's from Bend, Oregon, we always joke that he's from "moosetwat, Oregon" I know that had no relevance on anything here, just thought I'd share...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #6 January 14, 2003 i really enjoy the bread sticks from Pat & Oscars here in California. they are quite good, better than olive garden. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
relyon 0 #7 January 14, 2003 Ok, that's it. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but now I'm adding Bend, OR to my List of Places Not To Go, right after Tennessee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #8 January 14, 2003 I had sushi for dinner at TGI's it was quite delicious. We drank much saki and beer.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 January 14, 2003 Quote From the news that I can't fake up - You better not stink if you're gonna ride the bus in Bend, ORAre old ladies wearing sticking perfumes included? If that happened in NY, there would be only 2 buses and 1 train for the whole state. Thank God I'm in NJ __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #10 January 14, 2003 Quote now I'm adding Bend, OR to my List of Places Not To Go, right after Tennessee. Uhh, do you smell that bad?? Tee-hee...j/k, dude... FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #11 January 14, 2003 Quote How do you smell today? great thanks!!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 January 14, 2003 I smell like Hawaiin Ginger today. It's my fave. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #13 January 14, 2003 Quote I smell like Hawaiin Ginger today. It's my fave. And I love the scent of sunshine in the mornings...FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #14 January 14, 2003 I smell like ginger today too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #15 January 14, 2003 right now i smell like an orange and Purt plus (just got out of the shower)I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #16 January 14, 2003 I read about that earlier today. All I can say is IT'S ABOUT FREAKIN' TIME!!!!! I just don't understand how people can go out smelling worse than shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #17 January 14, 2003 Aerosmith says it's ok to wear whipped cream for clothing you know My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 January 14, 2003 Quote Aerosmith says it's ok to wear whipped cream for clothing you know And that chick in Varsity Blues did it too!! Just watch out for bbb2003, she likes licking whipped cream off people!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #19 January 14, 2003 We'll see if she'll lick a stinko My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #20 January 14, 2003 Doesnt affect me, I fart rose petals and piss tequila!!Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #21 January 14, 2003 Quote I fart rose petals and piss tequila!! I hope you got a bottling operation going. I piss moneyMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #22 January 14, 2003 I think i still have the faint smell of JET FUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #23 January 14, 2003 Quote I think i still have the faint smell on JET FUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have a WINNER!!!My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #24 January 14, 2003 That is cruel Travis. I smell like Victoria's Secret Strawberries and Cream lotion. Thanks -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #25 January 14, 2003 Quote That is cruel Travis. What? What did i doooooo??????HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
