airdvr 210 #1 January 9, 2011 Website live help chat from work... Quote Q: Have you had the chance to visit one of our locations? matt: yes thank your Q: Do you know who you met with? I could have them check on a Chelsea and contact you with any information matt: no it was an older gentelmen Q: Ok, I believe you met with (me). I would be happy to let him know you are inquiring about viewing a Chelsea and have him get in touch with you if you'd like The double whammy is that the online person at our website knew instantaneously who matt was referring to. Where's my fucking Geritol?Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #2 January 9, 2011 Well, getting older sucks, but it sure beats the alternative. And while it's true you are only as old as you think, act and feel; if you think you are 20 and act like you're 20, if you aren't 20 you will feel like you are 80 the next day."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #3 January 9, 2011 True. Next week I'm going to walk into McD's and order a senior coffee and see if anyone flinches.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #4 January 10, 2011 i just turned 40 so im not that old, but the other day a kid at work says to me "well at least you can retire soon" . i wanted to kick him in the face , but i cant lift my leg that high anymore!Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #5 January 10, 2011 Lol, it is only my body that is old. And being old is kind of a status symbol. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 January 10, 2011 Quote Lol, it is only my body that is old. And being old is kind of a status symbol. Wait...what?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #7 January 11, 2011 I knew I was old the first time I drove past a high school and found myself looking at the teachers. I'm 21 with 28 years experience.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 January 11, 2011 We already knew that dearie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 January 11, 2011 Quote I knew I was old the first time I drove past a high school and found myself looking at the teachers. I'm the same way. I see a pretty young girl and wonder "Do you think her mom's hot?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #10 January 11, 2011 Wait until you get to be my age and fantasize about being 52.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 January 11, 2011 Quote Quote I knew I was old the first time I drove past a high school and found myself looking at the teachers. I'm the same way. I see a pretty young girl and wonder "Do you think her mom's hot?" That's when I stopped going to concerts. Was in the liquor store a few days ago and saw this sign: YOU MUST BE BORN ON OR BEFORE THIS DAY 1990 TO PURCHASE ALCOHOL. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #12 January 11, 2011 Yeah, and sometimes I wonder if her grand mom is hot.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygirl1 1 #13 January 11, 2011 I will be 38 on the 15th. People say " oh, your a young pup" tell that to over 9 broken ribs, a cracked sternum, 2 broken right feet, cracked jaw bone, and hitting the airplane on my 1st diving exit due to the fact my brilliant jump master decided I could stand in the V on the plane instead of every other normal student who got to dive out! I fell between the step and strut, bounced like a ping pong before I fell through the step and strut. Hurt like hell. Needless to say that JM was grounded from student for awhile, but I guess it looked pretty funny! DZO said I should have been killed, but I was small enough and protected my neck. That was in 2003 and I am still skydiving today! I FEEL OLD!! " Mean people SUCK!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanair 0 #14 January 11, 2011 20 years ago my mgr was saying he first realized he was getting old, when he was watching a Leave it to Beaver rerun and he said mmmmm, that June is not bad. Now me, 53 thinks the same thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #15 January 11, 2011 Age is a state of mind... I was told by a doctor in Charleston, SC that youths who do drugs get locked in a child-like mind... If you think your old, it's obvious you neglected the drug abusive behavior that's available to us all... Just kidding, I think most people are stuck in an 8-9 year old mentality... That's fine as long as they can take my order and get me some fries with that... (yeah, haha) Makes me think about... Idiot=Idiot … if we are treated like idiots, we act like idiots… sad, because I do so like those who can think for themselves from time to time… Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 January 12, 2011 Quote I will be 38 on the 15th. People say " oh, your a young pup" Oh, you're just a pup.Ouch, that's a hell of a broken bone list. I'm glad you're still with us and jumping. Damn jumpmasters that get fancy around cute girls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 January 12, 2011 Quote If you think your old, it's obvious you neglected the drug abusive behavior that's available to us all... So that's why I feel young at heart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #18 January 12, 2011 Quote i just turned 40 so im not that old, but the other day a kid at work says to me "well at least you can retire soon" . i wanted to kick him in the face , but i cant lift my leg that high anymore! We held the door open for a older dude at the drug store, and cheerfully said "age before beauty" I was sizty at the time and the dude was a lot older than us. The old fart thanked me and calmly remarked "Pearls before swine" I had to think about what the older fart said. Before I realized what he meant. The dude called me a pig and I didn't even catch it.DamnOne Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #19 January 13, 2011 QuoteYeah, and sometimes I wonder if her grand mom is hot. Don't badmouth grannies. I've dated several, and some have been H O T.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygirl1 1 #20 January 13, 2011 amen to that brother in the sky!! Not all were jumpin related. Half were work related. Yes, that jm messed up bad, but learned his lesson when he was grounded from students!! I told him NO, HELL NO! and he said YOU LIVE ON THE DAMN DZ AND PACK PARACHUTES!!! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS " Mean people SUCK!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
