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Woman Tries To Mail Puppy In Box

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Now we have to think of a name for the puppy.



We need to know the breed;
Is he a boxer?



Rats! Beat me to it.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Seems that DZ.com has developed a one day lag behind facebook.:D



Sometimes more of a lag, depending on how neat or bad it is.
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Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open
wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dog in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dog in a box, my dog in a box babe
It's my dog in a box, my dog in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
(yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you
are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your dog in that box
3: Make her mail the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dog in a box... my dog in a box babe
It's my dog in a box, my dog in a box girl
Christmas; dog in a box
Hanukkah; dog in a box
Kwanzaa; a dog in a box
Every single holiday a dog in a box
Over at your parent's house a dog in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dog in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dog in a box (yeah-wow-wow-
wow-wow-wow)
a dog in a box...


--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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