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I saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I."



I always wonder what the motivation is when I see someone wearing something like that!



Some guys feel it is quite a thrill to tame a wild cat.
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I saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I."



I always wonder what the motivation is when I see someone wearing something like that!



Some guys feel it is quite a thrill to tame a wild cat.



I hadn't thought about that. You are saying it is actually a challenge. Could be.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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I saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I.";)

I kept my distance. :P



Would have been interesting to see what would have happened if you yelled at her just after she passed you "HEY, BITCH!" :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I."



I always wonder what the motivation is when I see someone wearing something like that!


It is called, "No I am not single, I am NOT interested in anything you have to say, Leave me the fuck alone , I am sick of jerks like you thinking I will find your punk ass interesting!" just says it in much fewer words.....:P


If science is ever able to advance to asexual reproduction for females us guys are doomed.[:/]


Why?

Besides its pretty much nearly possible already.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/3323846/Sperm-cells-created-from-female-embryo.html

Thats not going to affect my lifespan in anyway at all and I don't care how the future generations are born, if they're born at all. So why would that bother me?

In fact this could lead to a glorious future. Thing about it. You get yourself sterilized and the only way to get a woman preggo would be to do it in a lab, intentionally. No longer would men anywhere have to worry about the oopsie pregnancies where the woman 'forgot' to take the pill.

And that is also why there won't ever be a male contraceptive pill. If there would be one then surprise pregnancies would pretty much become non-existent and the already abysmally low replacement rate would get worse.
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Either control your own destiny, or someone else will.:)





Never fry bacon naked...;)


that, nor cut chili, then touch your balls.. :P


that, nor fill the fuel tank of a motorcycle while sitting on it. :P










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Either control your own destiny, or someone else will.:)





Never fry bacon naked...;)


that, nor cut chili, then touch your balls.. :P


that, nor fill the fuel tank of a motorcycle while sitting on it. :P


dude, riding motorcycles is SOOO yesterday.. as a newer jumper, where the fuck do you think i'll stow the gas-burner, the 4-person-tent (for me), the filet mignon, the scotch and the coke, the thermal underwear, the vast selection of gloves and most of all, the camera-equipment? my rig takes a fairly small amount of space, but the rest.. gosh, you old-timers.. :P
no-fucking-clue, do you!?

:D:D:D
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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Get a bigger bike n00b! :S:P



bigger bikes are for pussies that dont get a pussy for a PENNY!

here at titty twisters we slash pussies in HALF!

:D:D:D



I don't know what's sadder...you quoting From Dusk Till Dawn or me recognizing that you're quoting From Dusk Till Dawn. :|:ph34r::D:P


sadly, you dont recognise i've made this thread the same night! ;)

or almost!
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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Get a bigger bike n00b! :S:P



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Oh shit grandpa just called you n00b!

no seriously all the old fuckers ride goldwings around here :D


that seriously a bike? i always thought it was a car missing two wheels or sumthin'! :P
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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