Nataly 38 #1 February 4, 2011 Today, I hoped on the bike with the idea that I would explore the French Alps, but my legendary navigational skills somehow brought me to Italy instead!!! D'oh!!! Oh well, it was still pretty What's your embarrassing weakness??"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 February 4, 2011 None. (Dons flameproof suit) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #3 February 4, 2011 Quote None. (Dons flameproof suit) I can think of two flaws for you. 1. You don't have enough thongs 2. You are horrible at coming up with good alibis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 February 4, 2011 yeah... I had a really awful patterned carpet in my house once.. I hated inviting folks around, it was a truly embarrassing floor. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #5 February 4, 2011 I started losing my hair at age 22. My leg is crooked from a paragliding injury. my teeth are not perfect. I hate vegetables. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 February 4, 2011 I'm directionally challenged too. I tell people that it's pure luck that I make it back to the dz under canopy. I get lost at a mall! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #7 February 4, 2011 Quote I'm directionally challenged too. I tell people that it's pure luck that I make it back to the dz under canopy. I get lost at a mall! haha same here! First time I landed about a mile away from the DZ, it was a 3rd B level jump, I assumed the radio was working and was messing around under canopy until I was about at 3.5K and nowhere close to the DZ. Anyways, after that a videographer on our DZ gave me a framed aerial view of the DZ, someone suggested a hand-held GPS that I should take with me, another person suggested I get a custom canopy made that has a map of the DZ sewn on the bottom of it so I can just look up for directions, and the last suggestion was to jump with a blind-seeing eye dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 February 4, 2011 Quote None. (Dons flameproof suit) Other than that inability to find a barberYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 February 4, 2011 Perfection is the cross I bear. You can't imagine how hard it is to stay humble. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 February 4, 2011 Quote Perfection is the cross I bear. You can't imagine how hard it is to stay humble. Blues, Dave Yes I can.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #11 February 4, 2011 With the exception of my lousy physical appearance and lack of any degree of endearing personality, I'm damned near perfect. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #12 February 4, 2011 I bite my nails. I am also OCD about my ass. For some reason I think its always dirty despite taking multiple showers every day and getting a Brazilian every so often. I've been told this is similar to people that constantly wash their hands."If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #13 February 4, 2011 I have a LOT of body hair I suck at bowling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,584 #14 February 4, 2011 I have plenty of flaws, I've just given up being embarrassed by them Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 February 4, 2011 I'm shallow but I'm ok with it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 February 4, 2011 Quote I'm shallow but I'm ok with it. I'm shallower than Shah."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 February 4, 2011 Quote Quote I'm shallow but I'm ok with it. I'm shallower than Shah. Are you sure? I mean I am very shallow. I didn't go on a second date with a girl because she cut her hair! I mean that's shallow!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 February 4, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I'm shallow but I'm ok with it. I'm shallower than Shah. Are you sure? I mean I am very shallow. I didn't go on a second date with a girl because she cut her hair! I mean that's shallow! Dude - The Dude is shallower than Hal ever wanted to think about dreaming to be.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #19 February 4, 2011 There isn't anything about me that isn't embarrassing to someone, I just cease to give a fuck anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #20 February 4, 2011 My wingloading has increased exponentially, without downsizing in the last couple years. Good news, I'm doing something about it! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarrieByTheSea 0 #21 February 4, 2011 Scrabble. I typically fair well playing board games, and--as one who loves to write and occasionally gets paid for it--those who know me expect me to do exceptionally well at Scrabble. I do OK. I find it boring, yet also tantalizing."Nature is cruel, but we don't have to be." ~ Temple Grandin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #22 February 5, 2011 The one that I'm the most sensitive about is that I have bunions. Sounds like some kind of old lady disease to me. I loathe shoe shopping and will probably never get a pedicure. The surgery to repair it involves breaking both of my feet and is apparently only marginally successful. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #23 February 5, 2011 I have a few scars on the back of my head. They are visible because of my short hair.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #24 February 5, 2011 Just today I went to Home Depot for some supplies. Went to the Self-Checkout lane and swiped everything I wanted, then reached for my wallet.... "oh damn it!" Two ladies within earshot looked at me (both cashiers). "I left my wallet at home!" They were nice though, gave me a receipt and said they would hold my stuff and to come back with my wallet and all I have to do is present the receipt and pay it. No re-swiping the stuff. Man I hate leaving home without my wallet. Thankfully, it hasn't happened yet when I get pulled over by a cop! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 February 5, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I'm shallow but I'm ok with it. I'm shallower than Shah. Are you sure? I mean I am very shallow. I didn't go on a second date with a girl because she cut her hair! I mean that's shallow! You actually got married; I've never been married."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
