npgraphicdesign 3 #1 February 12, 2011 ...women. I should stop trying. Every situation is so different, that the 'rules' of any one situation will NEVER apply to another one, no matter how glaring some similarities will be. The 'understanding' will differ so drastically that trying to find common links will leave your head spinning faster than the speed of a humming bird's wings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 February 12, 2011 Quote ...women. I should stop trying. Every situation is so different, that the 'rules' of any one situation will NEVER apply to another one, no matter how glaring some similarities will be. The 'understanding' will differ so drastically that trying to find common links will leave your head spinning faster than the speed of a humming bird's wings. I think we are easy to understand. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #3 February 12, 2011 Oh quit your whining, do like the rest of us smile and look at the boobies. It really is that simple. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #4 February 12, 2011 Quote ...women. I should stop trying. Every situation is so different, that the 'rules' of any one situation will NEVER apply to another one, no matter how glaring some similarities will be. Congratulations, you are starting to understand.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #5 February 12, 2011 Quote Quote ...women. I should stop trying. Every situation is so different, that the 'rules' of any one situation will NEVER apply to another one, no matter how glaring some similarities will be. The 'understanding' will differ so drastically that trying to find common links will leave your head spinning faster than the speed of a humming bird's wings. I think we are easy to understand. Uhuh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 February 12, 2011 OMG what, you're saying that we're actually people and not all alike? Color me shocked. Shocked, I tell you, shocked! "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #7 February 12, 2011 Quote OMG what, you're saying that we're actually people and not all alike? Color me shocked. Shocked, I tell you, shocked! Glad I could at least shock one woman... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 February 12, 2011 Quote ...women. I should stop trying. Every situation is so different, that the 'rules' of any one situation will NEVER apply to another one, no matter how glaring some similarities will be. The 'understanding' will differ so drastically that trying to find common links will leave your head spinning faster than the speed of a humming bird's wings. Women want to be the boss until they don't. Then they want you to decide what they already know they want. If that doesn't fit then they want to talk about it, UNTIL you decide to do what they want. is that clear enough?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #9 February 12, 2011 Quote Quote OMG what, you're saying that we're actually people and not all alike? Color me shocked. Shocked, I tell you, shocked! Glad I could at least shock one woman... You've shocked plenty and you know it. Usually comes along the same time as her saying 'Aww, its so cute!'"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #10 February 12, 2011 Honest answer: Women (AND MEN) are not logic beasts. You can not apply a material implication to all situations. It's not a matter of "if 'x', then 'y'." There are many more complexities in human thought and expectations than a nice clean binary solution set will allow. If you want to "try" to understand the rationale, you should consider her experiences (past programming), her mood/physiologic status at the time (internal variables), the setting (external variables), the future plans (anticipated outcomes and expectations), favorite color, how many cupholders are in your car, name of her first pet, last time she ate chocolate, recent purchases of tampax, and money. NOTE: some of those above criteria are more important than others - you just have to understand which ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 February 12, 2011 Her: You don't understand! Me: Wait I can do thisMe: What is your favorite color? Her: It varies on my mood and what I'm wearing, or what I'm doing, or what season it is. Me: Ok. How many cup holders in your car? Her: Well there's the 3 in the front, 2 in the back, and I use the armrest for big cups and empty cups go in the back cup holders, and then my sister found these cool cup holders at a garage sale so I have 2 of those. Me Ok. What was the name of your first pet? Her: you mean imaginary or real? Because I had I lot of pet names for all my dolls and stuff........ Me: ok let's skip that one. When is the last time you ate chocolate? Her: You mean like real chocolate or just the flavoring? Milk chocolate or real expensive dark chocolate? And do you mean like a craving or just a small piece at the office? Me: OK let's skip that one too. Tampons: Let's skip that one as well... Her : What? You think I'm on my period? You think you figure me out by my cycle? Me: I said let's skip that one.Me: Ok,.... Money. Are you having any money problems? Her: Ummm Yea! I need new clothes for the party on Saturday and I don't get paid til Monday. My credit cards are maxed out....... Me: Ok, so what's wrong? Her: You never listen to me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #12 February 12, 2011 Quote Honest answer: Women (AND MEN) are not logic beasts. You can not apply a material implication to all situations. It's not a matter of "if 'x', then 'y'." There are many more complexities in human thought and expectations than a nice clean binary solution set will allow. If you want to "try" to understand the rationale, you should consider her experiences (past programming), her mood/physiologic status at the time (internal variables), the setting (external variables), the future plans (anticipated outcomes and expectations), favorite color, how many cupholders are in your car, name of her first pet, last time she ate chocolate, recent purchases of tampax, and money. NOTE: some of those above criteria are more important than others - you just have to understand which ones. Isn't that what I just said brainiac?Now just stand still for a moment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #13 February 12, 2011 Quote OMG what, you're saying that we're actually people and not all alike? No Way! Now I'm shocked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 February 12, 2011 Obviously not quite this simple, but still pretty relevant, even if the order of magnitude could not be shown because of file size in the lower half of the picture.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
