happythoughts 0 #1 February 17, 2011 Alien beings from a highly advanced society visited the Earth. I was the first human they encountered. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they presented me with the coolest thing ever. A small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. I'm either going to give it to the President of the US or Secretary General of the UN soon. I should have taken better notes as I was taking it apart though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1976 0 #2 February 17, 2011 Wouldn't work unless carefully orchestrated over a period of many years. Nice ideas though.You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #3 February 17, 2011 You're a blone engineer, right?Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #4 February 17, 2011 QuoteAlien beings from a highly advanced society visited the Earth. I was the first human they encountered. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they presented me with the coolest thing ever. A small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. I'm either going to give it to the President of the US or Secretary General of the UN soon. Is it all in a book titled "To Serve Man"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 February 17, 2011 Quote Is it all in a book titled "To Serve Man"? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 February 17, 2011 QuoteYou're a blone engineer, right? i am an engineer and a guy. that means i am required to take things apart and see how they work. all guys understand that is a standing rule. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
