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"A Florida man is suing a former paramedic after the woman stole his foot and part of his leg from the scene of a car crash in 2008"

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/08/paramedic-sued-taking-severed-foot-crash-scene/?test=latestnews

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It's hard to get a leg up as a dog trainer...



Even though she has a leg to stand on, I don't see her running all over the place doing this.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Seems like K9 training now is all footloose and fancy free...



Give the guy a break - he was putting his best foot forward and y'all want to kick the guy when he's down.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Maybe she just really wanted to be good at the hokey pokey or twister.



You put Your left foot in, you put your right foot in, you put HIS left foot in and you shake it all about.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The leg was reported as saying 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.



I guess that old shoe is on its last leg.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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The leg was reported as saying 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.



I guess that old shoe is on its last leg.



It was just trying to get a toe in the door.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Even if it was re-attached, I don't know if it would have done much heeling.

It seems pretty callous for her to steal it though. Even if it was half off!
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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(Costs an arm and a leg...get it?)



That's a pretty corny joke.



Have you no Sole?!



I'd have tibia fool to toe to line with that stance.
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(Costs an arm and a leg...get it?)



That's a pretty corny joke.



Have you no Sole?!



I'd have tibia fool to toe to line with that stance.



You nailed that one - Solid as an arch!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I think the guy's just being a heel. :S



She needs to step up and do the right thing.


One step at a time.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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