turtlespeed 226 #1 February 15, 2011 Anyone Hiring?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #2 February 15, 2011 *sigh* me tooNever meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 February 15, 2011 Did you get layed off from your job of Chief BF Post-Whore? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #4 February 16, 2011 QuoteAnyone Hiring? +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 February 16, 2011 Quote Did you get layed off from your job of Chief BF Post-Whore? Nope. But I need one that pays money.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galenis 0 #6 February 16, 2011 QuoteAnyone Hiring? Move to Cleveland and I can get you a chance(few months work with more if you prove yourself).It's time for my nightly ritual: Pleasure myself, weep, and repeat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 February 16, 2011 QuoteAnyone Hiring?Yeah. These guys. You may have to relocate. But if a person really wants/needs a job that shouldn't be a problem. http://www.halliburton.com/careers/Default.aspx?navid=756&pageid=1901"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 February 16, 2011 Quote Quote Did you get layed off from your job of Chief BF Post-Whore? Nope. But I need one that pays money. Picky, picky, picky You know you opened yourself up to all sorts of shit, right? Let the games begin!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,555 #9 February 16, 2011 I believe Turtle has a daughter he'd like to see regularly. That makes a transfer harder. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 February 16, 2011 They are headquartered in Houston. I believe they have jobs in Texas. Though probably won't pay as well as relocation to boom areas."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 February 16, 2011 I can't recommend DZ Bum, but for you, I'd suggest being one of the Chippendale boys. You'd never see me in the audience but you might see Deedy.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 February 16, 2011 QuoteThey are headquartered in Houston. I believe they have jobs in Texas. Though probably won't pay as well as relocation to boom areas. There is the whole last semester of Highschool to do - or I would have tried Houston already.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #13 February 16, 2011 Dude the GED is not that hard. You can probably sign-up for a local night class at little or no cost to you and have it and the test done in 3 months."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #14 February 16, 2011 QuoteQuoteThey are headquartered in Houston. I believe they have jobs in Texas. Though probably won't pay as well as relocation to boom areas. There is the whole last semester of Highschool to do - or I would have tried Houston already. Wow. Is she really graduating already? Crazy. Anyways, if you're interested in moving to Korea, you can be my butler. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #15 February 16, 2011 If you lived in CA, I could easily get you in to a job.Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #16 February 16, 2011 Get in fucking line. Behind me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #17 February 16, 2011 I've been hiring hard over the last 2 months. Pro-Tip: Instead of just asking for a job (which I get all the time and is rather annoying. The whole: "You are doing well, so you should give me a job but I'm too lazy to actually put any effort into telling you why" is a surefire way to get you on any do-never-hire list) so tell people your qualifications. Chances are I have no use for someone that simply says "I need a job". If you on the other hand tell me "this is my experience, this is the work I have done, this is what I want to do and this is why you should hire me" you have quite the better chance of actually getting a job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 February 16, 2011 QuoteGet in fucking line. Behind me. Scroll up one post. You live in California.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMichaeli 1 #19 February 16, 2011 Quote Anyone Hiring? check craigslist.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #20 February 16, 2011 I'm looking for a farm hand. Can I trust you around my teen age daughter? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #21 February 16, 2011 QuoteAnyone Hiring? Check it out. http://economy.ocregister.com/2011/02/15/home-depot-hiring-60000-for-spring/49235/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waldschrat 0 #22 February 16, 2011 If you post a pic from your daughter, we can say more Maybe this joke is over the borderline... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #23 February 16, 2011 QuoteScroll up one post. You live in California. Sigh. If only he wasn't in Stockton. I can't work in Stockton. Too far to commute for one thing, and someone that I don't ever want to run in to lives there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #24 February 17, 2011 You can clean my appt. I'll give you $50 and all the beer you can drink (you'll need it). Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #25 February 17, 2011 Sometimes I complain that I work too much, yet I keep up with two jobs. Being underemployed or unemployed would certainly not be better. I'd offer you some part time work but then I'd probably get fired from both of my jobs for never showing up to work. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
