NWFlyer 2 #1 March 16, 2011 I'm thinking a lot of our Bonfire guys could use this. http://www.cracked.com/article_19103_straight-guys-guide-to-being-friends-with-hot-women-5Bcomic5D.html (Attachment is the same as the link, just making sure I provide proper credit)."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMichaeli 1 #2 March 16, 2011 Talking about your stamina is being sensitive... sensitive to her physical sensitivity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 March 16, 2011 Hu...that dude looks like me. What can I say...I'm good like that! Just what I needed another "girl" who is a "friend" Woo hoo! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #4 March 16, 2011 Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 March 16, 2011 QuoteJust what I needed another "girl" who is a "friend" Female friends have eligible girlfriends.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 March 17, 2011 QuoteQuoteJust what I needed another "girl" who is a "friend" Female friends have eligible girlfriends. http://www.redstate.com/neil_stevens/files/2009/09/doublefacepalm.jpg http://files.sharenator.com/jesus_facepalm_facepalm_jesus_epic_demotivational_poster_1218659828_Facepalm_collection-s640x682-82175.jpg Why you ask.... http://www.datepro.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Friend_Zone_Poster.jpg http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-friend-zone.jpg Rule Numero Uno! NEVER EVER TAKE DATING ADVICE FROM WOMEN. Once you are one girls friend all of her friends are now "your" friends. And that's what any brother needs...another freaking female friend to bla bla bla about how much her tool boy friend bla bla blaLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 March 17, 2011 Quote [ Every post you make i realize more and more how much we're alike. To top that all off, we both have no hair. I'm not sure if I should feel bad for you or say "EEEYYYHHHH QUE PASSA!" But no, sorry girls, you friend is never going to see me as more than her friend. It's just the way things work. Now could I "use" you as a wing girl? oh yeah! Well...as long as you don't give off that "Oh he's just and only my friend" vibe and if there are more than one of you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 March 17, 2011 You and i are friends. How am I doin' so far? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #9 March 17, 2011 That cartoon was about as useful as Chinese instructions for assembling faux-wood furniture in a box of Wheaties.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
