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Chimp Rapes A Frog

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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!'

'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them
This month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift,
And what if it's true...

No more blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband,
He was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ...

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may
Never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the
Noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making
Hellacious banging and crashing sounds.

She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her
Husband and the frog reading cook books.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied,

'If I can teach this frog to cook..........you're gone.'
Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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Kermits reaction to "chimp rapes a frog"
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If memory serves me right, this was the same Kermit reaction to 2 girls 1 cup... (How sad that I even recognised the back-ground music!! :|)
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
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If memory serves me right, this was the same Kermit reaction to 2 girls 1 cup... (How sad that I even recognised the back-ground music!! :|)


Yes I believe you are right. Kermit is very one dimensional. I think his reaction to the bully getting his ass kicked was the same. Kermit needs some new writers.

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Kermits reaction to "chimp rapes a frog"
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If memory serves me right, this was the same Kermit reaction to 2 girls 1 cup... (How sad that I even recognised the back-ground music!! :|)


Yes I believe you are right. Kermit is very one dimensional. I think his reaction to the bully getting his ass kicked was the same. Kermit needs some new writers.



Talk to Christian Bale's writers then. They're clearly the same person.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html

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Strange behavior and I am not sure I would sit there and laugh with little kids[:/]

I remember my dad going bright red and getting us away from the chimps when one started to play with itself (no frog involved)
Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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