NickDG 23 #1 April 1, 2010 I got five numbers in the California Mega Millions! 1, 11, 24, 38, 44 on a quick pick!!!! I was having dinner with Julia when the neighborhood liquor store owner came looking for my truck. I'd been buying beer and lottery tickets from him for years. And I stopped on my way home from work tonight to buy a ticket and an 18 pack. It was about an hour before the draw. The store owner is a cool Armenian guy named Sloof Lirpa and when we looked at my ticket he told me I hit it for (ya sitting down?) $518,605! That's five hundred thousand six hundred and five dollars !!! http://www.calottery.com/Games/megamillions/winningnumbers/ Tonight I'm sleeping with Julia, my ticket, and my gun! Don't worry, I'll still be the same old NickD even though I won't be associating with you little people any longer . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #2 April 1, 2010 After taxes and Uncle O's hand in your pocket, you'll have about $3. Congrats! You're going to have a LOT of new friends. Edit: I forgot to mention that its not midnight here in the central time zone yet, so for me and my pranks, you're a little early.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 4 #3 April 1, 2010 That's amazing. It won't set you up for life, but it could mean you never have to worry about being homeless. Even if Uncle Sam takes half of it, it's a good cushion against that.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riddler 0 #4 April 1, 2010 Good for you! And keep posting your great stories Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #5 April 1, 2010 >>Edit: I forgot to mention that its not midnight here in the central time zone yet, so for me and my pranks, you're a little early.You can "edit" all you want, Bro, but you were dangling from the hook! Sloof Lirpa = April Fools . . . !!! Have a good one, everybody! NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #6 April 1, 2010 LOL . . . One more fish . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #7 April 1, 2010 That's ok, we all know that even with half-a-mil, it would be 2015 before the chopper is done. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #8 April 1, 2010 does that mean i can stop digging this tunnel to the bank? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #9 April 1, 2010 Naw, bro, keep digging, it's the journey, not the dough! For guys like us it's not about the money anyway. ~We're just looking for the nod.~ NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #10 April 1, 2010 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #11 April 1, 2010 *golfclap* nicely done ... good details, a believably real amount, hook, line, sinker. We gotta hit Lucky Baldwin's again one of these days, my friend. It's not the lottery, but with a few of those beers we might feel like winners anyway. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #12 April 1, 2010 Anytime, Sweetheart . . . (I gotta go back there and get my beer glass I bought and drunkenly left behind!) NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,588 #13 April 1, 2010 I think you should set up an animal sanctuary for maxmadmax's snake. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NovaTTT 2 #14 April 1, 2010 Quote Sloof Lirpa = April Fools . . . !!! Have a good one, everybody! NickD Does this mean Julia and the gun are sleeping in separate quarters?? "Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #15 April 1, 2010 Ha you got me. And I was so happy for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #16 April 1, 2010 Nice! Can I have your trailer in the ghetto? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shah269 0 #17 April 1, 2010 Not enough to retire on but enough to make life easy and to help your kid go to a great school. And to throw one hell of a BBQ!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites regulator 0 #18 April 1, 2010 Get to the Choppa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #19 April 1, 2010 tnuc (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #20 April 1, 2010 Congrats Nick! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SARLDO 0 #21 April 1, 2010 Fucker... Good one "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #22 April 1, 2011 Hey buddy, can ya spare a dime~bag? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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AggieDave 6 #2 April 1, 2010 After taxes and Uncle O's hand in your pocket, you'll have about $3. Congrats! You're going to have a LOT of new friends. Edit: I forgot to mention that its not midnight here in the central time zone yet, so for me and my pranks, you're a little early.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 April 1, 2010 That's amazing. It won't set you up for life, but it could mean you never have to worry about being homeless. Even if Uncle Sam takes half of it, it's a good cushion against that.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #4 April 1, 2010 Good for you! And keep posting your great stories Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #5 April 1, 2010 >>Edit: I forgot to mention that its not midnight here in the central time zone yet, so for me and my pranks, you're a little early.You can "edit" all you want, Bro, but you were dangling from the hook! Sloof Lirpa = April Fools . . . !!! Have a good one, everybody! NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #6 April 1, 2010 LOL . . . One more fish . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 April 1, 2010 That's ok, we all know that even with half-a-mil, it would be 2015 before the chopper is done. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 April 1, 2010 does that mean i can stop digging this tunnel to the bank? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #9 April 1, 2010 Naw, bro, keep digging, it's the journey, not the dough! For guys like us it's not about the money anyway. ~We're just looking for the nod.~ NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 April 1, 2010 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 April 1, 2010 *golfclap* nicely done ... good details, a believably real amount, hook, line, sinker. We gotta hit Lucky Baldwin's again one of these days, my friend. It's not the lottery, but with a few of those beers we might feel like winners anyway. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #12 April 1, 2010 Anytime, Sweetheart . . . (I gotta go back there and get my beer glass I bought and drunkenly left behind!) NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #13 April 1, 2010 I think you should set up an animal sanctuary for maxmadmax's snake. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NovaTTT 2 #14 April 1, 2010 Quote Sloof Lirpa = April Fools . . . !!! Have a good one, everybody! NickD Does this mean Julia and the gun are sleeping in separate quarters?? "Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 April 1, 2010 Ha you got me. And I was so happy for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #16 April 1, 2010 Nice! Can I have your trailer in the ghetto? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 April 1, 2010 Not enough to retire on but enough to make life easy and to help your kid go to a great school. And to throw one hell of a BBQ!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #18 April 1, 2010 Get to the Choppa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #19 April 1, 2010 tnuc (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #20 April 1, 2010 Congrats Nick! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #21 April 1, 2010 Fucker... Good one "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 April 1, 2011 Hey buddy, can ya spare a dime~bag? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
