iluvtofly 0 #1 March 28, 2011 In my office it's common to decorate people's desks for their birthday. This is what I came in to find this morning. GLITTER EVERYWHERE!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 March 28, 2011 Do they hate you? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 March 28, 2011 I will have glitter butt everyday when I leave work for eternity now. The majority of this was done by my two "friends" that I work with from The Farm. I guess that's what happens when you work with skydivers. Although I have to give them credit, taping the party poppers on the inside of my drawers so they went off when opened was pretty clever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 March 28, 2011 Quote Do they hate you? I have it on good information that you only glitter people that you love and respect. It's a sign of honor. You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #5 March 28, 2011 I don't know. It could totally be worse. I dumped containers of super fine glitter (as in three or four per) on a number of people's dorm room desks and beds my sophomore year of college (and waxed that shit into their floor). At least they used Easter grass and confetti, semi-easy to pick up. And, yes, I did hate those people. ETA: Happy (late?) birthday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #6 March 28, 2011 The stuff on my desk was relatively easy to scoop into the tash. However, the stuff on my chair and on the carpet will probably be there for a very long time to come. Not to mention there are bits of the confetti glitter in my keyboard and calculator that will probably never go away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #7 March 28, 2011 Quote The stuff on my desk was relatively easy to scoop into the tash. However, the stuff on my chair and on the carpet will probably be there for a very long time to come. Not to mention there are bits of the confetti glitter in my keyboard and calculator that will probably never go away. Pictures?? And it gives you an excuse to sparkle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 March 28, 2011 There's only one thing worse than people taking the piss out of you ..... .... and that's people NOT taking the piss out of you. HB2Y (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 March 28, 2011 They G'ed ya too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 March 28, 2011 http://www.defuzzer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lint_roller.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #11 March 28, 2011 Remember, glitter is the herpes of the craft world. It never goes away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #12 March 28, 2011 Quote Quote The stuff on my desk was relatively easy to scoop into the tash. However, the stuff on my chair and on the carpet will probably be there for a very long time to come. Not to mention there are bits of the confetti glitter in my keyboard and calculator that will probably never go away. Pictures?? And it gives you an excuse to sparkle I ahve one picture in the OP but my work computer is being stupid...there's probably glitter in the fan or something screwing it up. Oh...and there is a trail of glitter on the floor showing every place I have walked to today in the office. I actually feel kinda bad for the night cleaning crew. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 March 28, 2011 Do I see a cow under there? I swear, it wasn't me. Oh, and that's confetti, not glitter. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #14 March 28, 2011 Yes, there is a cow under there. It occasionally gets passed around on birthdays. It moo's and everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 March 28, 2011 Quote Oh, and that's confetti, not glitter. I forgot to tell you that you got me with the confetti! Yes, I was cursing you as I picked it up off the floor. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 3 #16 March 28, 2011 I will have glitter butt Hey Sparkle... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 April 1, 2011 Quote Quote Oh, and that's confetti, not glitter. I forgot to tell you that you got me with the confetti! Yes, I was cursing you as I picked it up off the floor. Silly mama! I always hold the envelope from Lisah over my trash can when I open it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #18 April 1, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Oh, and that's confetti, not glitter. I forgot to tell you that you got me with the confetti! Yes, I was cursing you as I picked it up off the floor. Silly mama! I always hold the envelope from Lisah over my trash can when I open it. But, but, then you don't get to see what fun stuff it is. Throw my confetti away, hmmph! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygypsie 2 #19 April 1, 2011 ...& a Packer fan to boot HaPpY biRtHdAy 2 U Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 April 2, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Oh, and that's confetti, not glitter. I forgot to tell you that you got me with the confetti! Yes, I was cursing you as I picked it up off the floor. Silly mama! I always hold the envelope from Lisah over my trash can when I open it. But, but, then you don't get to see what fun stuff it is. Throw my confetti away, hmmph! I still love you and your cards, but it's simpler than getting the cone vacuum to suck them off the floor, or lint roller if need be. You got me the first time. Then I got smart. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
